The Toxhards

Portland and Seattle, thank you for an incredible kickoff to the Get Destructive Tour.

San Francisco, join us for our final performance at @bottomofthehillsf EVER. (F*ckin RIP bro)

Tickets in the bio.

4/28 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
4/29 - SAN DIEGO, CA
4/30 - PHOENIX, AZ
5/1 - ALBUQUERQUE, NM
5/3 - DENVER, CO
5/17 - MODESTO, CA
6/12 - COLLEGE CORNER, OH
6/14 - CLEVELAND, OH
6/16 - BUFFALO, NY
6/17 - AMHERST, MA
6/18 - BURLINGTON, VT
6/19 - LOWELL, MA
6/21 - NEW YORK, NY
6/22 - HAMDEN, CT
6/24 - WILMINGTON, DE
6/25 - BALTIMORE, MD
6/27 - LEXINGTON, KY

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20 hours ago | [YT] | 64

The Toxhards

**PSA College Corner, OH - your theme has been updated**

🚨Theme nights are back by popular demand for the Get Destructive Tour🚨

We can’t wait to see what y’all come up with.

4/24 - PORTLAND, OR
4/26 - SEATTLE, WA
4/28 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
4/29 - SAN DIEGO, CA
4/30 - PHOENIX, AZ
5/1 - ALBUQUERQUE, NM
5/3 - DENVER, CO
5/17 - MODESTO, CA
6/12 - COLLEGE CORNER, OH
6/14 - CLEVELAND, OH
6/16 - BUFFALO, NY
6/17 - AMHERST, MA
6/18 - BURLINGTON, VT
6/19 - LOWELL, MA
6/21 - NEW YORK, NY
6/22 - HAMDEN, CT
6/24 - WILMINGTON, DE
6/25 - BALTIMORE, MD
6/27 - LEXINGTON, KY

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1 week ago | [YT] | 41

The Toxhards

HUGE merch drop tomorrow at 8AM Pacific Time.

We’re selling:
1. Custom one-of-one merch, thrifted and hand-painted by Becca Scherer.
2. Alan’s stage shirts, signed by us.
3. A BUNCH of random stuff we found in the studio during the move. Music video props, setlists, lyric sheets, memorabilia, and MORE. All signed by us.

Set your alarm. Link in bio.

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3 weeks ago | [YT] | 23

The Toxhards

Tickets for the Get Destructive Tour are on sale now.

VIP available for most dates. Tickets in the bio.

Fall dates coming soon.

4/24 - PORTLAND, OR
4/26 - SEATTLE, WA
4/28 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
4/29 - SAN DIEGO, CA
4/30 - PHOENIX, AZ
5/1 - ALBUQUERQUE, NM
5/3 - DENVER, CO
5/17 - MODESTO, CA
6/12 - COLLEGE CORNER, OH
6/14 - CLEVELAND, OH
6/16 - BUFFALO, NY
6/17 - AMHERST, MA
6/18 - BURLINGTON, VT
6/19 - LOWELL, MA
6/21 - NEW YORK, NY
6/22 - HAMDEN, CT
6/24 - WILMINGTON, DE
6/25 - BALTIMORE, MD
6/27 - LEXINGTON, KY

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3 weeks ago | [YT] | 51

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Announcing more dates for the Get Destructive Tour.

Tickets on sale Friday 4/3 at 10am local time.
Artist Presale starts Thursday 4/2 at 10am local time. Use code HONKYTONKS
Tickets in the bio.

The majority of these dates will include the Toxhards VIP Experience as well:
- An Intimate Acoustic “The Toxhards MTV Unplugged Set”
- Photo Op / Autograph Signing
- Exclusive merch package
- 10% discount at merch stand
- The Toxhards VIP Wristband

Fall dates touring the midwest, south, and southwest coming soon.

London… stay tuned.

4/24 - PORTLAND, OR
4/26 - SEATTLE, WA
4/28 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
4/29 - SAN DIEGO, CA
4/30 - PHOENIX, AZ
5/1 - ALBUQUERQUE, NM
5/3 - DENVER, CO
5/17 - MODESTO, CA
6/12 - COLLEGE CORNER, OH
6/14 - CLEVELAND, OH
6/16 - BUFFALO, NY
6/17 - AMHERST, MA
6/18 - BURLINGTON, VT
6/19 - LOWELL, MA
6/21 - NEW YORK, NY
6/22 - HAMDEN, CT
6/24 - WILMINGTON, DE
6/25 - BALTIMORE, MD
6/27 - LEXINGTON, KY

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4 weeks ago | [YT] | 81

The Toxhards

We’re STOKED to announce that our good friend @borisandthejoy will be joining us on the Get Destructive Tour’s spring leg from Seattle to Denver. Boris’s exuberant one-man-show is an inspiration on all fronts - and it doesn’t hurt that the man is a monster master of a musician! Can’t wait to share the stage with this effin’ genius again. BORIS!!!!

Don’t miss it - tickets in the bio!

4/24 - PORTLAND, OR*
4/26 - SEATTLE, WA
4/28 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
4/29 - SAN DIEGO, CA
4/30 - PHOENIX, AZ
5/1 - ALBUQUERQUE, NM
5/3 - DENVER, CO

*= an evening with The Toxhards

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1 month ago | [YT] | 98

The Toxhards

Tickets for the Get Destructive Tour are on sale now. These will be our most ambitious concerts yet. New songs, new visuals, and a completely different setlist every night.

We’re playing our stone-classics, unexpected covers, and some brand-new material (of which you’ll get to vote on the middle of the show - we need the market research!)

For the first time ever we’re offering The Toxhards VIP Experience, which includes an acoustic set featuring a song NOT in that night’s main setlist + whatever song you want us to play by anybody (even if we’ve never heard it before, we’ll try), exclusive merch, photos with the band, and more.

Midwest and & East Coast summer dates coming soon. Even more shows in the fall. (London - no promises, but it’s looking better than ever. Don’t hold us accountable if we can’t hop over the pond.)

4/24 - PORTLAND, OR
4/26 - SEATTLE, WA
4/28 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA
4/29 - SAN DIEGO, CA
4/30 - PHOENIX, AZ
5/1 - ALBUQUERQUE, NM
5/3 - DENVER, CO

getdestructive.com

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1 month ago | [YT] | 88

The Toxhards

We’re having a Tox-Yard Sale this weekend in North Hollywood, California. Alan is moving, so he and the band are getting rid of bunch of stuff including amps, furniture, clothes, records, CDs, knick-knacks, and even some MERCH!

It’ll be mostly Alan & Emerson, but the whole band will be around during the last few hours or so Friday, and most of day on Saturday. We’ll sign anything you buy.

Fri & Sat (2/20-2/21) - 10am-6pm
Sun (2/22) - 10am-4pm

DM for address! See you this weekend.

1 month ago | [YT] | 91

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We’re back with another one-of-one ToxMerch drop TODAY (12/12) at 1:00PM PT with handmade pieces thrifted and customized by @bastardbeck and @amandaremy.designs! Each item comes with The Toxhards Official Van Club Sticker designed by @amandaremy.designs.

We’ve also got:
1. THREE brand new hoodies by @losdeviles.ca (choose your favorite Toxhard, there ARE wrong answers)
2. The Beatrice Poster by @amandaremy.designs (back by popular demand)
3. Handwritten and signed lyric sheets
4. $10 off “The Toxhards by The Toxhards” signed vinyl through 12/14

Our last 2025 shipping date for most items will be December 18th! (A few items will continue to ship after the 18th, check individual descriptions)

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4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 49

The Toxhards

Happy to be home, Los Angeles. Thanks for the sell-out.

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