BigFootBoyz VLOGS
Hey. Uh, Foot here. Most humans call me Bigfoot.
I found one of these phone things in the woods near Sarnia a while ago. Since you guys are always trying to take blurry pictures of me from really far away, I figured I'd just make my own videos. They're clearer.
This is my channel. It's basically my life out here in the woods of Ontario. I'll show you the important stuff, like the best places to find berries, my favourite logs for napping, and some really, really cool-looking patches of moss.
But sometimes... things get weird. Like, 'a UFO crashes and you make friends with a little grey alien' weird. Or 'you eat a glowing purple rock that makes the squirrels sound like they're giving you bad financial advice' weird. That happened
So if you want to see what life is really like for a Bigfoot in Canada, stick around. It's sometimes quiet, sometimes crazy, but it's always hairy.
Yeah. So, uh, subscribe if you want. Thanks for stopping by.
Business inquiries: bigfootboyzvlog@gmail.com
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Phew, what a month! Being a dad isn't easy! Stay tuned next week my degenerates!
-Bigfoot
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Just chilling in the woods with Zorp and found these. Gonna try them out.
Later,
Bigfoot
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Alright, you magnificent bastards.
Your Hairy Prophet was just out minding his own business, scouting the border of my territory near the valley of that farting, white-furred coward... and look who I found wandering around.
Guys, I found the yee-yee ass Yeti's sister.
You know what that means, right? ;)
It's time to see if the Prophet has any game. I'm gonna try to rizz her up. This is how you really get revenge on your enemies.
The next vlog is gonna be... interesting. Wish me luck.
- Bigfoot
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Alright, you beautiful, hairy disciples. The day has finally come.
You asked for it. You begged for it. You probably sacrificed a squirrel to some dark god for it. Well, it worked. The official Bigfoot VLOGS Merch Shop is NOW OPEN!
That's right. You can finally stop wearing that boring, plain garbage you call clothes and start wearing the official gear of a true legend. I'm talking t-shirts, hoodies, hats... all the good shit. We got the classic Zorp "Peace & Chaos" design, the holy "I Support Footism" robes, and the sacred "STAY HAIRY" commandment on a bunch of stuff.
This is now the #1 way to support the channel and my expensive jerky-and-stolen-beer lifestyle. Every shirt you buy is another bad idea I can fund. Every hat is another prank I can pull. It's for a good cause: my entertainment.
To celebrate, Zorp and I did a "professional" photoshoot. He's a natural model. I, of course, am a majestic beast in all lighting. Feast your eyes on our glory.
The link is live. Go buy my stuff. Don't be a Yeti.
Stay Hairy, -The Hairy Prophet, Bigfoot
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Zorp
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Hey everyone, just wanted to post a quick update about the channel.
First off, thank you all so much for the insane support over the last 10 days. Hitting 100,000 subscribers and seeing how much you're enjoying the vlogs has been absolutely surreal and I can't thank you enough.
I'm writing this to let you know that Bigfoot VLOGS is a one-guy team. I do all the writing, generating, and editing for every video myself. While it's been the most fun I've ever had, creating a new, high-quality vlog every single day is a huge challenge. To be honest, I'm feeling slightly burnt out and could really use a recovery day between uploads to keep the ideas fresh and funny.
I also want to be transparent with you all. Everything for the channel is currently coming out of my pocket, as the channel isn't monetized yet. With that said, I'm excited to let you know that a merch shop is coming soon, and that will be one of the best ways to support this channel directly.
To ensure I can keep the quality high and avoid burning out completely, I'll be moving to a new schedule of uploading a new vlog every other day after tomorrow's video.
I hope you guys understand. Your support means the world to me. We still have a new video coming for you tomorrow as planned!
Thanks again for being the best community on the internet.
- The Creator
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Visiting family today for 100.000 special!
Please be kind for my younger brother Barty. He's little special but he only means good. See ya later today!
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Funny tools in cave.. haha
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The whispers are echoing through the pines. Haters are saying I'm getting soft, that my intervention vlog was a bust. They claim I've lost the grip, that I'm not the premier vlogger in these woods anymore. That i'm not entertaining anymore... Me!
Well, I was just rummaging through an old campsite and found this strange, clear gasoline. It’s got me feeling pretty brave. So I've made up my mind: I'm going to the haunted caves down by the falls to set the record straight.
If you don't hear from me by sundown, you'll know the ghosts have finally gotten me.
Jk. I'm about to show every last one of them who the real G of these woods has always been. See you later today.
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