You make my balls so blueeee...You hurt them badly. You make my balls so blue...They're hanging sadly. What did they do to yoouuu, that you hate them so? Don't run from me, they're all beat up like a tackling dummy! They long for your embraaaace, they're warm like mittens! They'll curl up on your faaaace, and purr like kittens! You make my balls so blue, just look at them glow! They're begging you! Don't make my balls so blue