Ghosts won’t rez A-Holes in #destiny2

Hunters Get Less Sleep than Exos or any other Guardian #destiny2

Cayde-6 threatened Rahool with a bag of doorknobs for giving out crap loot #destiny2

Human Cayde had unusually large nipples #destiny2

When Banshee-44 started working on telesto NPCs disappeared #destiny2

You could increase a weapon attack value using a pokeball #destiny2

zavala and ikora have thought about marriage to Empress Caiatl #destiny2

Hunter’s hate to admit they learned to Blink from Warlocks #destiny2

Shakin that ass in Destiny 2

Lightless Ikora Rey Took Down A Legion of Cabal #destiny2

The Nine Tried to Burn Drifters Brain #destiny2

Guardians have a LICK Test for Guns #destiny2

You Made that Video with your FEET #destiny2

Eliksni Sparrow Racing League with Guns #destiny2

The Guardian soul trapped in a bug trapped in a machine gun #destiny2

Lost and Secret Gun Cults in #destiny2

The Song that will break a planet in Half #destiny2

Guardians Can’t kick #destiny2

What do you call a Guardian who loves an Eliksni? #destiny2

A General Flies around the cosmodrome in a Squirrel Suit #destiny2

A Warlock forced a grenade inside a Guardians Armor #destiny2

Bungie’s Ghost Micro-transaction Hell #destiny2

Ex-Runescape Streamer Aztecross actively campaigns for Guardian Ass eating #destiny2

Shaxx crashed into Crucible Matches disintegrating every Guardian #destiny2

In PvP I will Shoot Buildings and A Holes #destiny2

Hunters shout ‘Hunters Rule’ to nobody in particular #destiny2

Grandma Levante took out more cabal than Saladin in the Red War #destiny2

Gambit Snake comes from the arm that broke Xurs Back #destiny2

A Warlock threw an entire train at a group that stole her Ghost #destiny2

Osiris Invented Timetravel #destiny2

Drifter Fed Eris Morn Screeb Stew #destiny2

Drifter Lobotomised his own Ghost. Now it can’t Talk #destiny2

Bungie Stole an OP Weapon Perk Out of Every Players Vault #destiny2

Saint-14 and Shaxx Void Shield Frisbee matches in Bannerfall #destiny2

When Cayde-6 was first rezed he slapped sundance and ran off a cliff #destiny2

The titan that cracked Crota in the face #destiny2

Hunters wear colourful cloaks to own getting shot in the back #destiny2

Humans leave dead bodies for Ghosts to Rez #destiny2

The Guardian waiting 50,000 years for a Rez #destiny2

Ghosts use Guardian Blueprints to resurrect you #destiny2

There’s a basketball court on the Dreadnaught #destiny2

Just revealed NEW Power in the Darkness #destiny2

Guardians won’t make friends with you or me #destiny2

Eliksni stay out of the Last City because of Bugs #destiny2

Vanguard Sloane’s Irish Battle Monster Transformation #destiny2

Shaxx goes into Hospitals and shouts at sick kids to get better #destiny2

Your Ghost Pulls Bullets Out of You #destiny2

Shaxx Smashed A Titan So hard it Gave Him a Stutter #destiny2