The Absolute Ranker

I'll rank anything off!

Former Channel Name 'No Soy Rubio'

For regular updates follow me on Instagram @no_soy_rubio

To support the channel:
PayPal matthuge2003@yahoo.co.uk

I'm a one man band YouTube channel - planning, research, filming, editing, narration etc. Just a bloke with an insatiable appetite for exploration.

I went full-time on YouTube in May 2025 and operate on a shoestring budget. No fancy tech, no agenda, no fuss, unfiltered and transparent - keen to bring you the real world through my camera lens.


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New and Very Sunny Hiking Video Across Two Continents Just Dropped! 👀🌞

https://youtu.be/EAhXxSXctp4

1 week ago | [YT] | 37

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Evening Folks! 👋

You might have had a notification for the latest video '50th Worst Place in Britain'! ðŸ“đ

This is the first of 50 videos in 50 days, but don't worry - each video is only about 2 minutes each.

I've had a few requests to do a final ranking of all places across Britain and there were three ways I could've done it;
- One really long video
- Two-Five medium-length videos
- Fifty short videos

The main reason I went for 50 short videos, posted daily, is because I know from my stats that so many people click on the videos and just skip to the end to see what was number 1. Well, you can't do that this time, you'll have to wait! muahhahahahahah *evil laugh*

Also, of course, this way I think more traffic will be driven to the channel which will help fund this channel for future endeavours.

On this channel there is;

*NO AI slop
*NO annoying sponsors in the middle of the videos
*NO Patreon nor Memberships nor other Paywalls
*NO constant begging to like, comment, share and subscribe
*I use all my own footage from places that I have taken myself (aside from the odd pic or gif which is always credited)

Before creating this YouTube channel I was a consumer of YouTube (especially in the pandemic) and I know how annoying the above things can be, that's why I want to keep it free of them as long as I can.

The only money I get is from ad revenue and from the very generous folk who have contributed to the channel over the years, THANK YOU, you know who you are 🙏

Big THANK YOU to all of my subscribers and those that watch regularly, especially the long-arse 2-hour vlog I posted the other day ðŸŦĢ

Ps. pics below for the algorithm. Fun fact: none of these places feature in the Top 50. Can you name them?

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 58

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ICYMI folks, I just posted my longest ever video! At almost 2 hours, I wouldn't blame you if you skipped it 😂

But for those who enjoy the travel vlogs and the hiking videos, you might enjoy it. Travelling across the stunning South West of England, hiking in Somerset, Devon and Cornwall, eating questionable food and battling with bad weather and unreliable public transport, the video wraps up my six-month trip around Britain.

You can watch it here:

https://youtu.be/UXYfpvqE3fs

As for what's next, I've had lots of requests to rank off all of the worst places nationwide so will be doing that in a series of short videos. 50 videos in 50 days to be precise! Starting Sunday 22nd February!

Pic 1: Wet and very windy walk over to Land's End
Pic 2: St Michael's Mount, Cornwall
Pic 3: Clifton Suspension Bridge, Bristol
Pic 4: Hiking the South West Coastal Path on the Somerset/Devon border
Pic 5: Kitesurfer at Sandbanks, Dorset

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 78

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Back in the UK for Xmas and it is BALTIC out there!

Have a very Merry One Everybody and thanks for all the support this year! Next year we'll be finally finishing off the 'worst places' videos early on before some new projects both on and off YouTube!

If you're bored over the festive period and have 70ish minutes to spare, here's a new video just dropped, travelling through Wales (some of you might have noticed it was published yesterday but due to some audio issues I had to pull it and re-upload)

https://youtu.be/w02GsOK1Zj0

1 month ago | [YT] | 140

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Made it down to Land's End yesterday and am now finally en route to my native Kent (via a few stops in Somerset and Dorset) and my trip around this sceptered Isle will be over 🇎🇧

Almost six months, over 250 villages, towns and cities, and nearly 7,000 miles travelled on hundreds of buses and trains and nights under canvas or cheap hostels or hotels are coming to a close and boy, am I ready for a rest ðŸŦ 

I've learned more about my own country in six months than I had in 30+ years of living here. It's been exhausting, and not something I think I'll be repeating 😆 tons of footage to edit and then it'll be onto some new projects in 2026 🌍🌎🌏 Probably more documentary-style videos from across Europe to start with. If there's anything in particular you'd like to see, and won't wreck me financially, let me know in the comments 👇

4 months ago | [YT] | 82

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If you're looking for some Friday Night Entertainment check out Adventure Elliot's crazy video in Birmingham (featuring yours truly, and the guy in the photo 👇)

https://youtu.be/afC0ml5fQRw?si=eo_Wf...

4 months ago | [YT] | 26

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Hello Everyone from Sunny Wolverhampton 🌞

Almost five months on the road now and the end is near. Just about thirty places left to visit ðŸ˜Ū‍ðŸ’Ļ

After so many nights in crummy hotels/hostels/under canvas, I'm ready for a rest. Therefore, I'll be pausing the 'Worst Places' series for a few weeks. These videos take a whole day, sometimes more, to edit, and right now, I just want to get to the end of this journey. There's only so many Wetherspoon breakfasts and boarded up Bingo Halls a man can take ðŸ‘ī

However! I will be posting videos each week, just ones that are quicker and easier to edit. Like last night's video, probably the craziest one I've ever posted ðŸĪŠ

https://youtu.be/64CwA55Y1ac

5 months ago | [YT] | 71

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Welcome to the Community!

Not sure what the point of this is, but apparently everyone can write in here now as well on the comments section.

Here's a pic of Britain's wonkiest pub (apparently) in Tipton, where I was this morning!

5 months ago | [YT] | 35

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Hello Everyone! Over 4 months on the road now and out of 250 places I've only got about 50 left! ðŸĨģ

The next region I'm heading to is West Midlands (region defined in the map attached). Not a region I know particularly well so suggestions of places to visit are welcome!

On the list so far are; Birmingham, West Bromwich, Walsall, Wolverhampton, Coventry, Tipton, Dudley, Worcester, Nuneaton, Bedworth, Evesham and Stoke-on-Trent. Meaning I need eight more places!

If you know anywhere let me know! Especially if there's anywhere in Shropshire or Herefordshire!

6 months ago | [YT] | 40

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Bore da folks!

I'll be heading into Wales this weekend to continue the 'Worst Places' tour. I'll be visiting all seven cities in the country as part of a different video, but would like your suggestions on worst places if you have any?

Already nailed onto the list are Rhyl, Neath, Port Talbot and Merthyr Tydfil.

6 months ago | [YT] | 40