U.S. Education Secretary roasted for typo-filled Harvard letter

USS Truman loses another $60M jet overboard—sailors are like “Again?!”

Swiss grandma fined for feeding her neighbour’s cat… only in Switzerland!

Getty Images tried to charge for free photos… unbelievable!

Trump to reopen & expand Alcatraz prison—what could go wrong?

Guy let snakes bite him 200+ times to help create universal antivenom!

Methamphetamine is legally prescribed for ADHD under the name Desoxyn!

Truck mechanic lets snakes bite him 200 times… now his blood could cure all bites!

Grandma “Brownie Mary” baked cannabis brownies for AIDS patients and helped legalize medical weed!

They made a musical about an alleged murderer—with SBF and Diddy as his cellmates!

Disney worker hacks menus, lands 3-year sentence!

Thousands of living Americans declared dead by DOGE… I’m not dead!

7 US $30M drones downed in 6 weeks—drone warfare faces a serious glitch.

Magician fooled men-only society for 34 years… now she’s in!

German decoy ship meets the real RMS Carmania—and gets sunk on its first mission.

Uber drove off with a kid and ghosted mom… true story.

The Godfather almost got scrapped… can you picture that?

Pete Hegseth’s Easter Egg Roll meltdown is cringe—worse than a teen caught red-handed?

Saying ‘please’ to ChatGPT is costing millions… will you still be polite?

Zoom meeting hijacked by trolls showing porn and Nazi symbols—total chaos!

Egg prices are sky-high… so we’re decorating potatoes for Easter!

Florida principal & teacher throw 100‑kid booze bash… busted on bodycam!

Paris nearly got a watering can or guillotine instead of the Eiffel Tower!

Russian gas giant Gazprom is pivoting to washing machines after $10B losses.

‘American Psycho’ director baffled by Wall Street bros idolizing Bateman.

Florida curio shop owners arrested for selling human bones on Facebook Marketplace!

Anxiety drugs make salmon bold—literally racing through dams!

Angry geese hold Waterloo students hostage in a front lawn takeover!

Locked & Loaded: $6B Haul with a $6 Padlock!

New Zealander goes bankrupt over an $80 ticket—what would you do?

Reporter from MyPillow's network asks the White House for Trump's fitness secret—what's his trick?

Elon Musk's 'Top Secret!!' note is pure cringe—mocking the boardroom in style!

Education Secretary calls for A1 in classrooms—wait, did she say A1?!

Stranger's Baby: IVF Mix-Up in Brisbane

Pirates fan forced to ditch his paper bag protest—safety rules win again!

Mexico warns against U.S. drone strikes on cartels—diplomacy or showdown?

Los Angeles hides a secret oil field beneath its streets—oil derricks disguised as everyday building

Elon Musk gets trolled HARD in a gaming livestream from his private jet!

This wild novel has a woman falling for an Airbus—romance takes flight!

Cops called over ‘Chicken Jockey’ scene in Minecraft Movie!

Man claims his 7 tigers are his emotional support animals—wild or just crazy?

Jessica Simpson drinks snake sperm for her vocal cords—wild remedy or just crazy?

England’s Wrestling Church is serving up Holy Dropkicks and salvation!

Florida Man steals a Cybertruck on a test drive, then returns for his stuff and leaves behind 5 stol

Self-styled godman founds 'Kailasa' and tries to take over Bolivian land—absurdity at its finest!

CEO chokes a man on a cruise ship over barefoot dancing—can you believe it?

AI art student Flynn takes Vienna by storm!

Two guys are suing OnlyFans for catfishing—turns out, they weren’t chatting with real models!