Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

I’m sorry Hip-Hop Community but the product Lard Jamar @lordjamar has been discontinued due to the finding of Swine in the product. We had to discontinue this brand due to the fact that it causes extreme backsliding. This product will have you backsliding on Kamala Harris, F.B.A., Fat Joe, The Transgender in the Notorious B.I.G.”s Big Poppa video, LL Cool J’s He/She lyrics, @cubanlinkclk and T.A. the Legend “Here We Go”, @godfreycomic Godfrey, and most of all will make you return to VladTV and wear his Boxers! 😂😂😂. The long term effects of this product will have you think that the world is flat. We had to take this product off of the shelves because it also has a bad effect on the integrity of the people. This product was designed for the 85%ers but somehow a 5%er misleading the public started to endorse it so in respect of the Minister Louis Farrakhan we are pulling this product off of the shelves today and it will be cancelled in the Black and Brown Markets.
You can still get it in the Russian, Ukrainian, and Jewish markets. If you miss the original brand you can still always purchase the @sadatxbrandnubian and @therealgrandpuba 5% packs.

Sorry to all and Peace the God’s and Earths!! We are still All For One!

#chokenojoke
#legendaryvideographer
#producer
#director
#lordjamar
#brandnubian
#vladtv
#lardjamar
#swine
#comedy
#jokes

3 months ago | [YT] | 365

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

To all of you ignorant knuckleheads who keep letting that dirty Compton Pig Rodent Rat Jr. tell y’all that he didn’t make sure that 2Pac and Suge Knight security didn’t have guns and keep trying to use that Frank Alexander clip as a reference to clear his name, he’s lying. That clip doesn’t mean anything because why wouldn’t Frank Alexander have his gun on his body and have it in the car? Because Rodent Rat Jr. said “don’t bring your guns and if you don’t like it don’t come to work.”

IF YOU THINK I AM LYING I HAVE THE RECEIPTS! PAGE 69 OF THE DUANE “KEEFE D” DAVIS GRAND JURY TESTIMONY OF RODENT RAT JR.

NOW THAT I POSTED IT. YOU ALL CAN TAKE IT AND POST IT AND THERE IS NO DENYING THAT HE TESTIFIED THAT HE TOLD THEM NOT TO HAVE THEIR GUNS. WHY WOULD SUGE KNIGHT WANT SECURITY WITH NO GUNS AND 2PAC JUST GOT SHOT AND IT IS AN ALLEGED EAST COAST WEST COAST WAR?

STOP PLAYING WITH ME. ARE Y’ALL SLOW? I KNOW ALL THEIR VIEWERS ARE BUT NOT MY SUBSCRIBERS!!!!

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 161

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

I’m happy to announce that my Sophomore album is dropping May 2025.

Choke No Joke
Learn From Mistakes Part II
(Leave The Streets)

12 New Original Songs.

Produced by DJ Toomp @dj_toomp
Jak Brown @jakbrown_
Greg-O Chemical Beats NY
@chemicalbeatsny
Maximino @mightymaximino

This is the follow up to my debut “Learn From Mistakes”

I’m back dropping more knowledge for my Youngsters. While these old dudes are still manipulating the Youth to do their dirty work I just laid out more jewels for them to look out for, so that these old niggaz don’t trick them out of their freedom.

I appreciate all the support to Everyone that got the first album!

#chokenojoke
#legendaryvideographer
#producer
#director
#learnfrommiatakes2
#LFM2
#leavethestreets

5 months ago | [YT] | 201

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

My first Single off the new album
“Learn From Mistakes 2”
(Leave The Streets) is out now!

DIDDY’S DOWNFALL
(Internet Rats)
Choke No Joke

music.apple.com/us/album/diddys-downfall-internet-…

Produced by @jakbrown_ Jak Brown.

My new album is done and will be released Memorial Day Weekend 2025!

Production by
DJ Toomp @dj_toomp
Jak Brown @jakbrown_
Greg-O Chemical Beats NY @chemicalbeatsny
K-Mack Soul Diggaz
Mighty Max @mightymaximino

Thanks for all of the encouragement and support for those who pushed me to complete the new project.

12 original songs. I’m excited for everyone to hear my growth as a artist. Stay tuned and get the new single now.

#chokenojoke
#legendaryvideographer
#producer
#director
#artist
#mc
#lyricists✍🏿️
#diddysdownfall
#internetrats
#hiphop
#newmusic

6 months ago | [YT] | 138

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

@ye Good bye and good riddance! 😂😂😂

Kanye West banned from X!

#chokenojoke
#legendaryvideographer
#kanyewest
#ye
#yeezy

7 months ago | [YT] | 92

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

We are less than 60 days away from the Choke No Joke Virgin Voyages Birthday Cruise!

If you haven’t booked yet there are still some cabins available! Don’t miss networking, partying, eating, swimming, doing excursions, going to shows, playing games, doing karaoke, and so much more with us April 6-11 leaving out of Miami, Florida. If you are already booked please download the Virgin Voyages app so we can all be connected together on the cruise ship with events.

I look forward to meeting all of you!
Be prepared to party like a Rock Star! Please pack at least 2 pairs of pajamas for the Pajama Parties and a all red outfit for Scarlet night. That goes for the men and women. This cruise is for Couples and Solo Sailors!
This is an adult only cruise so you can dress as sexy as you like ladies. I suggest that you bring a thermos for your drinks so that you don’t have to run back and forth to the bar or your cabin to refresh your drinks. You can bring up to 2 bottles of wine per cabin. I suggest that you bring wine if you drink it. You will save money. Try to get on the boat early as possible when they ask you what time do you want to board. Events start before the boat leaves so you want to get settled early. If you have a wheelchair that’s no problem at all. The ship is equipped for people in mobile wheelchairs.
If you are celebrating a birthday in April come and celebrate it with us. Bring your party to the party.
Once you pay for the trip everything is all inclusive. There is no tipping.
Ladies you don’t need to bring any big bags or purses. You will get a bracelet that will purchase anything you want that is not apart of the all inclusive price. That same bracelet will give you access to your cabin. As well as getting off and on the boat in different countries. So the only time you will need your Identification, passport, credit cards in your purse or bag is when you leave off the boat in the Bahamas or Mexico. That’s just in case you are getting off the boat and going on excursions or go shopping in those places. They allow vapes, cigarettes and cigars in the smoking area only. No Marijuana or CBD flower. There is no smoking of those types anywhere on the ship. If caught you will be extorted off the first stop. Now the food to me is the most exciting part because it’s so many different options to choose from and for the most part it’s never a miss. I will be your Food Tour Guide! 😂😂😂

Virgin Voyages are very attentive to allergies for those who have them. No worries there.

I think I covered the basics but if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at ChokeNoJoke@gmail.com

Check my Virgin Voyages Playlist on my channel for a tour of the ship Valiant Lady.

Here’s the link to the dates and $150.00 free drinks at the bar if it’s your first time on Virgin Voyages.

Cruise Information

The dates are April 6-11 out of Miami, FL.  

virg.in/4gUuDBE

Experience Virgin Voyages! Use my link and we both get $150 in free drinks!

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7 months ago | [YT] | 47

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

www.instagram.com/reel/DCpARBhP-1J/?igsh=bnljZWNqa…

I’m so confused how the FBI is allowing Eugene Deal to publicly admit that he tried to extort Diddy and came out here and told all these lies on him to get him convicted in the public’s opinion which led to Homeland Security opening up a Grand Jury! This dude is the Surviving R. Kelly series by himself. He is sitting here saying that Diddy did nothing to him but he’s pressing him for money and when Diddy didn’t comply he went to the internet and started this entire campaign in 2017. Prior to him trying to extort Diddy it was all about the The Last B.I.G. night. I believe this guy is involved with the murder of Notorious B.I.G. or knows something about it and trying to use that against Diddy to keep pressing him for money. We all know he’s involved or knows something about Tupac murder because just like Biggie’s murder he got the phone calls about both murders prior to them happening or right after. @rollingstone and @pagesix is doing this bullshit story on a Gene and a Diddy Dove ritual when the bigger story is right in their face.

This MFer tried to extort Diddy and when Diddy told Eugene Deal to suck his dik he wasn’t giving him money, this dude went and got the money he needed on YouTube by slandering Diddy but never did he think it would turn into Diddy getting indicted. Now Diddy is locked up and he didn’t realize Diddy got a rope around his ankle that’s tied to Eugene Deal’s wrist and when Diddy goes down Eugene Deal will be going to jail with him.

As soon as the Defense wakes up and see how they got here that’s when the Prosecution will realize how much Eugene Deal is involved. Sit back and wait for it. I know y’all think I be reaching but have I been wrong as of yet?

You know how I know that Eugene Deal is guilty of trying to extort Diddy? They scrubbed this video from the internet but didn’t know I grabbed it. Now DIDDY’S team can grab this. Keep talking Eugene.

@kingcombs
@princejdc
@quincy
@the_combs_twins
@misahylton
Wake up and school your team!

#chokenojoke
#legendaryvideographer
#diddy
#genedeal
#extortion
#pagesix
#rollingstone

10 months ago | [YT] | 136

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

Breaking News! @lildurk

Lil Durk has been arrested by U.S. Marshals and is being held at Broward County Correctional Facility‼️

His charge is noted as ‘MURDER FOR HIRE’

More news to come in the morning!

#chokenojoke
#legendaryvideographer
#lildurk
#murderforhire
#chicago
#kingvon

11 months ago | [YT] | 113

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

Did Gene Deal Sell Drugs with the Same Gang and Tried To Extort Diddy? When Diddy didn’t comply he assassinated him in the Public Opinion?

https://youtu.be/C7qJqOQIgPo?si=1Zm2u...


#chokenojoke
#diddy
#genedeal

11 months ago | [YT] | 91

Choke No Joke Arthur D. Alston III

I’m on Piers Morgan Uncensored!

Check me out and I will be live tonight at 7 PM EST!

https://youtu.be/quRdOfmIDg0?feature=...

#chokenojoke
#piersmorganuncensored
#piersmorgan

11 months ago | [YT] | 433