"Meet the human version of a Wi-Fi signal—strong and reliable in some spots, completely lost in others. Often found overthinking life choices while simultaneously forgetting why they walked into a room. A self-proclaimed expert at reheating pizza to perfection, but still can't fold a fitted sheet. Known to laugh at their own jokes, cry over spilled coffee, and argue with inanimate objects. Basically, a walking paradox with a caffeine addiction and a questionable sense of direction." 😄