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*What made u popular in secondary school🫣*
1.Music(👩‍🎤)
2.Beauty(❤)
3.Intelligence (😍)
4.Being quiet(🥱)
5.Nyansh(🥺)
6.Sports (⚽)
7.Smartness(😌)
8 Viølence (😤)
9.Goss!ping (😹)
9.F!ghting(😡)
10.Late comer(🤩)
11.Foodie(🤫)
12.Dancer/ogba dancers(💃)
13.Comedian(🤣)

1 month ago | [YT] | 4

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```Love Language Check📌

Which one makes you feel most loved?

❤️ Quality Time
🙏🏾 Words of Affirmation
🔥 Gifts
😍 Physical Touch


React with emoji```

1 month ago | [YT] | 4

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Oya O mark Attendance here👇🏾

React with 🙏🏾- If you're feeling Grateful

React with ❤️ - If you're feeling Hopeful

React with 😢 - if you're feeling Sad

React with 😂 - if you're feeling Happy

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1 month ago | [YT] | 4

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15 PickUp Lines 💝🔥

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. ✨
2. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 😍
3. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. 📶
4. Are you made of sugar? Because you're too sweet to be real. 🍭
5. You must be tired—because you’ve been running through my mind all day. 🏃‍♀️💭
6. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. ⏳
7. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 🏠
8. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. 💸
9. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. ❄️😘
10. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. 🔍❤️
11. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 🗼😉
12. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber. 🥒😍
13. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we just met for a reason. ✨
14. You must be a star—because your beauty lights up the night. 🌟
15. I must be a snowflake… because I’ve fallen for you. ❄️💘

2 months ago | [YT] | 3

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One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it started raining, really, really, hard!!!! After about 1 full hour of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water. A guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" But the preacher just replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!" and drove away. The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!!" and rowed away in the orange raft.

The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." With that the man said "Whatever!" and jetted away in the power boat. The water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!" The man still just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." And with that the man said "Whatever" and flew away. The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked under and died. When he opened his eyes he noticed that he was in heaven. He then saw God and asked "God! Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?!?" God then replied, " I sent you a car, a raft, a power boat, and a helicopter!!! What else do you want from me?!"
> Some of the things we refuse are sent by God 💝

2 months ago | [YT] | 2

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Life goes on

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