Imagine the DC Universe version I will write for you:
David comes to Earth, and Lex Luthor notices, and finds him, explaining who Superman is, and his weaknesses. David helps him lure Superman somewhere, and he gets green kryptonited into a coma. David gives Kal El a face hugger, and after it drops off, removes the kryptonite, and gets out before Kal awakens. Within days, the nascent xeno develops, able to incorporate Kryptonian DNA into itself, able to burst out of Superman's chest. Only, it happens while he is Clark, in the newsroom. Little dude bursts right through the Superman suit underneath the business attire, in front of everyone. And the light of the yellow sun... Super strength, it can fly, bullets bounce off, etc.. David and Lex sit back with the popcorn, watching it happen, knowing the new thing will spawn a new kind of Queen. Lex imagines, when the world is weakened, he can swoop in and "defeat" the aliens, with the kryptonite weapons he has stashed. Meanwhile, David has discovered and destroyed those weapons, and in his android manner, is "amused" that Lex was so easy to use, helping David to destroy humanity on this Earth.
Herne Webber
Imagine the DC Universe version I will write for you:
David comes to Earth, and Lex Luthor notices, and finds him, explaining who Superman is, and his weaknesses. David helps him lure Superman somewhere, and he gets green kryptonited into a coma. David gives Kal El a face hugger, and after it drops off, removes the kryptonite, and gets out before Kal awakens. Within days, the nascent xeno develops, able to incorporate Kryptonian DNA into itself, able to burst out of Superman's chest. Only, it happens while he is Clark, in the newsroom. Little dude bursts right through the Superman suit underneath the business attire, in front of everyone. And the light of the yellow sun... Super strength, it can fly, bullets bounce off, etc.. David and Lex sit back with the popcorn, watching it happen, knowing the new thing will spawn a new kind of Queen. Lex imagines, when the world is weakened, he can swoop in and "defeat" the aliens, with the kryptonite weapons he has stashed. Meanwhile, David has discovered and destroyed those weapons, and in his android manner, is "amused" that Lex was so easy to use, helping David to destroy humanity on this Earth.
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Herne Webber
Normally, "face plant" would be how one describes this kind of statement, but for "my" representative, it's more like, "butt head."
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