Partied a little too hard and now we gotta hide all these tears from dog dad

Everything she loves is inside this house ofc she’s gonna protect it 😭

You win some you lose some 😮‍💨

You ingrates

If you’ve ever raised a puppy you know how it is 😅

A core memory for all of us 🥺

That dirty mutt better keep her dirty paws off Noodle’s manz 😤

Does she think the watch is gonna bite?

Just chilling in peace while the adults work it out 😌

Happy early April Fool’s day Noodle 🤭

They only interact with each other when they collectively decide to pmo 😒😒😒

Why are there even toys that aren’t made for dogs??

I feel bad leaving Noodle to go to the office but I bet she prefers the peace of being alone 😅

You mean I left my dog at home and there isn’t even a substitute dog here for me to pet??

The heart wants what the stomach wants

Now she just needs to figure out how to move my dinner into her gullet

When they say your children are your legacy, this isn’t what I thought they’d meant 😩

Hope you all appreciate Noodle’s sacrifices. Being a star isn’t all glitz and glamour

Sorry Noodle. Maybe if you didn’t lick your own 🍑 so much you wouldn’t have such smelly breath

This is the life 😌🤘🏼

I’m sorry you’re not a nepo baby Noodle 🤭

She did the choreography all on her own 🥹

The pup cup will be worth it in the end 🧘🏻‍♀️

Always on alert 🧀

Doing important research

She’s in for a shocking surprise 😳

We may be unprepared but at least we’re resourceful? 😅

How embarrassing for poor Noodle 😭

Those sad little cries of absolute HEARTBREAK 😭

Just figured it was time for me to try and introduce myself 😭

This whole debacle takes longer than the walk itself 😩

Noodle couldn’t care less

Girl are you ok 😭😭

Translation: drop the package and GO

It’s crazy how dogs learn to “tell” us what they want 🙈

Being a menace to society comes with its perks 😏

It’s a miracle any of us made it out alive 🥴

Can anyone help me figure it out 🤔

God forbid a girl does some research for a good cause

How did she do?? 🤭

It was cute knowing how much she trusts me, but I also seriously question her intelligence 🥴

If I work with you no you didn’t see this

Young forever 🤪

Well? What’s the verdict?

Don’t mind me and my menty b

What a special day that was 🧠

She’s unimpressed 😅

Making fun of Noodle is a privilege only I get to enjoy as her MOTHER, understood??