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I do not like this shift. I think you’ll lose more than win here. BUT if you want to try it out, by all means. Here are the Salmon Run Stats for this shift:

Dynamo Roller:
Horizontal Ranged Damage: 100-200, Average: 150, takes 6 attacks to deplete a full tank
Vertical Ranged Damage: 150-300, Average 250, still takes 6 attacks to deplete a full tank
Roller Damage: 400 (One-Shots COHOCKS), takes ~16 seconds to deplete a full tank,
Runs Slower compared to other rollers, takes a second to accelerate
Hit Speed: ~1.2 seconds, has a 0.8 attack delay after button press
Has okay range (May survive steelheads)
Somewhat Easy to ink nearby area (Good against Flipper-Floppers)

Sloshing Machine:
Impact Damage: 170
Area Damage: 100
Has decent range (Good against steelheads)
Not very good at covering nearby turf (Not good against flipper floppers)
Takes ~10.3 seconds to deplete a full tank (Moderate ink preservation)
Hit Speed: 0.5 seconds

Splattershot Jr.:
Damage Per Shot: 28
Kills one cohock in ~1.45 seconds (Slow DPS)
Takes 19.5 seconds to deplete a full ink tank, (Great Ink Preservation)
Easy to ink nearby area (Good against Flipper-Floppers)
Has short range (Do not challenge Steelheads)

Wellstring V:
Unique Feature: This stringer’s shots start wide, narrow at halfway, and then widen again past that.
Quickfire Damage: 50
Half-Charge Damage: 80
Full-Charge Damage: 120
Hit Speed: ~0.45 seconds
Takes ~0.6 seconds to half charge
Takes ~1.2 seconds to fully charge
Quickfire ink range is about the same as inkbrush
Half-Charge range is longer
Full-Charge range is about the same as a Splat Charger
Good at inking turf when at Quickfire and Full Charge. Not so great when at mid-charge

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Out of these four recolors, which one do you like the best, and what do you think these waddle dees would behave differently by?

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Sometime this week, Ultrakill will finally release Layer 8. Also, there’s a Golden Rotation on the horizon. But for now, here are the current Salmon Run Stats:

Splat Roller:
Horizontal Ranged Damage: 70-200, Average: 130, takes 14 attacks to deplete a full tank
Vertical Ranged Damage: 70-200, Average 100, takes 17 attacks to deplete a full tank
Roller Damage: 125 (One-Shots chums), takes ~16.5 seconds to deplete a full tank,
Runs at a moderate speed compared to other rollers
Hit Speed: ~0.75 seconds, has a 0.5 attack delay after button press
Has okay range (May survive steelheads)
Somewhat Easy to ink nearby area (Good against Flipper-Floppers)
Best against Chums and Smallfries

Mini Splatling:
Damage Per Shot: 35
Total shots fully charged: 19 (35x19 = 665)
Takes ~0.5 seconds to fully charge
Takes ~0.4 seconds to charge halfway
Has good range (Good against steelheads)
Okay at inking turf
Charged Barrel Consumes ~16% of ink tank

Recycled Brella 25 Mk 1
Damage: 35x6 (210)
Dropoff Shot Damage decrease: 5 (35 to 30)
Attack Speed: ~0.53 seconds (Normal)
Takes ~14.4 seconds to deplete a full tank with Shotgun attacks (25 shots)
Umbrella consumes ~16% of the full ink tank
Umbrella comes out ~0.3 seconds after holding ZR after fire, Umbrella takes ~0.6 seconds to take off, Umbrella moves on its own for ~2.4 seconds dealing 100 damage per hit.
Has okay range. May struggle to kill steelheads
Not great at inking turf

Bamboozler 14 Mk I:
Damage: 60 + 1 for each % charged
Charged Damage Boost: x1 (No damage boost)
Takes 0.5 seconds to charge
Has Good Range (Good against Steelheads)
Uncharged Shots barely ink turf (Not best against Flipper Floppers)
Takes ~17.5 seconds to deplete a full tank with uncharged shots
Takes ~15 seconds to deplete a full tank with charged shots
Cannot carry charges

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1 day ago | [YT] | 10

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I haven't done an image poll in a while, so why don't I have some fun with this: I photoshopped the fire flower into these, which one do you like the best?
(Also comment down below what you think these flowers would do)

2 days ago | [YT] | 5

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A while ago, I got a recommendation to change up my thumbnail style format and at the time I didn’t know what to do, but then I realized today “Do what Sully Did”, and I think it’s working. I did it for some of my recent thumbnails (Hollow Knight). Now for the Salmon Run Stats:

Splatana Wiper:
Quick Melee Damage: 35 (+50)
Quick Ranged Damage: 50
Charged Melee Damage: 175 (+150) (Cannot one-shot Cohocks)
Charged Ranged Damage: 150
Has good range (Good against steelheads)
Not great at inking turf (Do not challenge flipper floppers)
Takes 13.7 seconds to deplete a full tank with quick attacks
Takes ~23 seconds to deplete a full tank with charged attacks
Takes ~0.5 seconds to charge splatana
Best against Mothership

Aerospray MG:
Deals 24 damage per shot
Kills one cohock in ~1.20 seconds (Decent DPS)
Takes 12.5 seconds to deplete a full ink tank, (Okay Ink Preservation)
INKredibly Easy to ink nearby area (Great against Flipper-Floppers)
Has short range (Do not challenge Steelheads)

Dualie Squelchers:
Damage Per Shot: 30
Takes 1.5 seconds to splat a cohock (slow)
Takes 1.3 seconds to splat a cohock when merged
Easy to splat nearby area (as Easy when merged) (good against flipper floppers)
Long Range (Good against steelheads)
Takes ~12.5 seconds to deplete a full tank (Separate)
Takes ~10.9 seconds to deplete a full tank (Merged)

Tri-Stringer:
Damage Initial: 40x3 (120)
Damage Half-Charge: 100x3 (300)
Damage Full Charge: 150x3 (450)
Explosion Damage (Past half-charge) 40x3
Charge Speed: ~1.5 seconds
Hit speed: ~0.2 seconds
Takes 12 seconds to deplete a full tank with rapid attacks
Takes 20 seconds to deplete a full tank with charged attacks (Count of 13)
Excellent Range (Great against Steelheads)
Good at inking nearby turf (Challenge Flipper-Floppers)
Not so great against lesser salmonids

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3 days ago | [YT] | 9

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Apparently Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 came out. Now I don’t play horror games, but I do enjoy the animations some people make of them on this platform. That’s about all I have to say here. Time for Salmon Run Stats:

Splash-o-matic:
Damage per shot: 28
Takes ~1.4 seconds to splat a cohock (Slow)
Somewhat easy to splat nearby area (Good against Flipper Floppers)
Does not have great range (Do not challenge Steelheads)
Takes ~10.6 seconds to deplete a full tank
This gun has a perfect precision, ink will go where you aim it towards

Splatana Stamper:
Quick Melee Damage: 45 (+100)
Quick Ranged Damage: 180
Charged Melee Damage: 220 (+180) (CAN one-shot COHOCKS)
Charged Ranged Damage: 150
Has good range (Good against steelheads)
Okay at inking turf (Maybe challenge flipper floppers)
Takes 18.2 seconds to deplete a full tank with quick attacks
Takes ~12 seconds to deplete a full tank with charged attacks
Takes ~0.4 seconds to charge splatana
Has a hit speed of 0.4 seconds
Best against Bosses and Cohocks

Inkbrush:
Damage: 36 (may be slightly reduced if momentum is cut)
Has a hit speed ~0.1 seconds (Very Fast)
Can hit multiple targets
Melee Range (DO NOT Challenge Steelheads)
INKredibly easy to ink nearby area (Excellent Against Flipper Floppers)
Takes ~10.7 seconds to deplete a full tank with brush attacks
Takes ~18.5 seconds to deplete a full tank while brushing the floor
Moves quite fast brushing the floor

.96 Gal:
Damage Per shot: 85
Attack Speed: 0.2
Takes ~ 1 second to splat a cohock (Very Fast)
Bad at inking nearby turf (Avoid Flipper Floppers)
Good Range (Good against Steelheads)
Takes ~8 seconds to deplete a full tank

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There’s an Emerald Rush going on now, which means I better get to work to get a video out there. Actually I’ve already done the recording, and this is a rather easy one, but who’s to stop me now? In other news, I did the Eggstra work barely (due to literal fever), and here are the Salmon Run Stats:

N-Zap ‘85:
Damage Per shot: 28
Takes ~1.3 seconds to splat a cohock (Average)
Somewhat easy to ink nearby area (Decent against Flipper Floppers)
Short-ish range (Not best against Steelheads)
Takes ~10.5 seconds to deplete a full tank

Tri-Slosher:
Deals 100 Damage per hit
Hit Speed: ~0.33 seconds
Takes ~9 Seconds to deplete a full tank
Okay Range (Maybe challenge Steelheads)
Great at inking nearby turf (Good against Flipper-Floppers)
Best against Chums and Smallfries

L-3 Nozzlenose:
Damage per shot: 40
Burst Count: 3 (total 120 damage)
Attack Speed: 0.4 seconds
Takes ~1.2 seconds to splat a cohock (Fast)
Good at inking nearby area (Good against Flipper Floppers)
Okay Range (Maybe don’t fight Steelheads)
Takes ~14.4 seconds to deplete a full tank 33.3 bursts

Splat Charger:
Damage: 50 + 1 for each % charged
Charged Damage Boost: x2 (300), pierces enemies
Uncharged Range: Short
Charged Range: Great
Takes ~ 1 second to fully charge
Can Save a charge for ~1.4 seconds (Hold ZL while still holding ZR)
Okay at inking turf

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6 days ago | [YT] | 10

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My mother always kept me from corn syrup, and now I know why the hard way. Same with large portions of Artificial Red. So now I have a headache and a high pulse. Which sucks, for some reasons which I’m not going to disclose. Here are the Salmon Run Stats for this shift:

Slosher:
Deals 140 Damage per hit
Hit Speed: ~0.45 seconds
Takes ~9 Seconds to deplete a full tank
Good Range (Okay against Steelheads)
Okay at inking nearby turf (Decent against Flipper-Floppers)
Best against Chums and Smallfries

Carbon Roller:
Ranged Damage: 60-160, Average: 120, takes 29 attacks to deplete a full tank
Roller Damage: 70 (Do not roll chums), takes ~17 seconds to deplete a full tank,
Runs faster while rolling compared to other rollers
Hit Speed: ~0.6 seconds
Has okay range (May survive steelheads)
INKredibly Easy to ink nearby area (Great against Flipper-Floppers)
Also Great against Drizzlers and Rush Chums

Glooga Dualies:
Damage Per Shot: 45 (One-shots Smallfries)
Takes 1.3 seconds to splat a cohock (average)
Takes 0.9 seconds to splat a cohock when merged
Not easy to splat nearby area (Not any easier when merged) (okay against flipper floppers)
Good Range (Decent against steelheads)
Takes ~11.1 seconds to deplete a full tank (Separate)
Takes ~9.8 seconds to deplete a full tank (Merged)

Classic Squiffer:
Damage: 50 + 0.7 for each % charged
Charged Damage Boost: x2.5 (300), pierces enemies
Uncharged Range: Short
Charged Range: Great, not as great as regular charger (Great against steelheads)
Takes ~ 0.9 second to fully charge
Can Save a charge for ~1.4 seconds (Hold ZL while still holding ZR)
Okay at inking turf

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1 week ago | [YT] | 10

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Happy Valentines Day! Which is going to be odd since it’s also a Saturday, idk how valentines day is going to work, especially with the fact I am still not prioritizing dating atm. Maybe that’ll change in 2027. Anyways, here are the Salmon Run Stats for this shift:

Splattershot:
Damage Per Hit: 36
Takes ~1.3 seconds to splat a cohock (Average)
Easy to ink nearby turf (Good against Flipper Floppers)
Mediocre Range (Maybe do not Challenge Steelheads)
Takes ~11 seconds to deplete a full tank

Splat Dualies:
Damage Per Shot: 30
Takes 1.2 seconds to splat a cohock (accelerate)
Takes 0.95 seconds to splat a cohock when merged
Somewhat easy to splat nearby area (not any harder when merged) (good against flipper floppers)
Does not have good range (do not challenge steelheads)
Takes ~11.5 seconds to deplete a full tank (Separate)
Takes ~8.7 seconds to deplete a full tank (Merged)

Rapid Blaster:
Takes 22 shots to deplete a full tank
Takes ~12.6 seconds to deplete a full tank
Area Damage: 60
Impact Damage (Direct Hit): 140
Has Good range (good against steelheads and stingers)
Good at inking nearby turf (Good against flipper floppers)
Takes 1.4 seconds to splat a cohock (normal)

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1 week ago | [YT] | 9

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This completely slipped by me! No pun intended, but this is the first time you can get the Big Shot sticker for your locker (since Eggstra work has a 3-year cycle that started in 2023). Here are the Wave Details:
Wave 1 - High Tide
Wave 2 - High Tide Griller
Wave 3 - Low Tide Mothership
Wave 4 - Low Tide Cohock Charge
Wave 5 - Normal

And here are the Weapon Stats:

Splattershot Jr.:
Damage Per Shot: 28
Kills one cohock in ~1.45 seconds (Slow DPS)
Takes 19.5 seconds to deplete a full ink tank, (Great Ink Preservation)
Easy to ink nearby area (Good against Flipper-Floppers)
Has short range (Do not challenge Steelheads)

Reef-Lux 450:
Damage: 70x3 (210)
Charge Speed: ~0.8 seconds
Hit speed: ~0.2 seconds
Takes 15.2 seconds to deplete a full tank with rapid attacks
Takes 23 seconds to deplete a full tank with charged attacks
Good Range (Okay against Steelheads)
Great at inking nearby turf (Challenge Flipper-Floppers)
Not so great against lesser salmonids

Splatana Stamper:
Quick Melee Damage: 45 (+100)
Quick Ranged Damage: 180
Charged Melee Damage: 220 (+180) (CAN one-shot COHOCKS)
Charged Ranged Damage: 150
Has good range (Good against steelheads)
Okay at inking turf (Maybe challenge flipper floppers)
Takes 18.2 seconds to deplete a full tank with quick attacks
Takes ~12 seconds to deplete a full tank with charged attacks
Takes ~0.4 seconds to charge splatana
Has a hit speed of 0.4 seconds
Best against Bosses and Cohocks

Wellstring V:
Unique Feature: This stringer’s shots start wide, narrow at halfway, and then widen again past that.
Quickfire Damage: 50
Half-Charge Damage: 80
Full-Charge Damage: 120
Hit Speed: ~0.45 seconds
Takes ~0.6 seconds to half charge
Takes ~1.2 seconds to fully charge
Quickfire ink range is about the same as inkbrush
Half-Charge range is longer
Full-Charge range is about the same as a Splat Charger
Good at inking turf when at Quickfire and Full Charge. Not so great when at mid-charge

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