THE CRIMINAL USER FAN 1997

HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! YOUR FAVORITE SEXY CRIMINAL USER FAN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL ME HERE!!!! HERE ARE MY SEXY RULES!!!!!

1. START LIKING ALL CRIMINALS RIGHT NOW, EVEN IF IT'S RETARDED, HELL YEAH, I'M SO FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!! I'M NOT MAKING SENSE, AM I?!?!?!?!?! LOL!!!!
2. JERK OFF TO MAH GLORIOUS ASS!!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO ADMIT YOU LOVE DEM DAMN MAN-TITTIES!!!! EEEYAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

AND 3. START LIKING DEPLORABLE THINGS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S RATHER RETARDED AND ILLOGICAL!!!!

BREAK THESE RULES???? I WILL FUCK YOU ALL UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!! EEEYAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!