TheRedneckVyonder

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6 months ago | [YT] | 57

TheRedneckVyonder

10,000 B.C. Borock invents grounding after his son Caigoo is kicked out of school for marking his territory on the teacher.

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6 months ago | [YT] | 71

TheRedneckVyonder

Several thousand years in his bedroom...

7 months ago | [YT] | 61

TheRedneckVyonder

Caillou Gets Grounded: A Short Story

By TheRedneckVyonder


Who am I?

That's a funny question.

I used to have a name.

I think.

I think it was a funny one. I wish I could remember.

I forgot it a few thousand years ago.

It’s funny how the mind holds on for a while, then slowly lets go, piece by piece.

Maybe the worst part of punishment isn't the isolation... or the silence... or even the pain. It's the forgetting. When you forget who you are.

I used to have a family. Gilbert. My cat. The one name I remember with clarity, the one companion who stuck with me—until he wasn't, until my father wrenched him from my arms.

It had been meant to teach me a lesson. It was a punishment. I grieved for Gilbert for a long time. I grieve for him no longer. His end came quickly and painlessly. It was a mercy. He could have shared my fate.

My father. A cold, cruel monster of a man, the man who confined me to my bedroom, to this accursed prison. His name was Boris... or was it Eric? I'm not sure.

I must have had a mother too. I think I used to have a sister. I can't remember. Too much time has passed.

Time. What a strange concept. Precious to those who have so little. Cruel to one who has too much. Time is meaningless when nothing changes.

I don't know how long it’s been, how long I've been in my room. How long did my father ground me for? How much longer do I have?

I tried to count the days. Tried to mark the seasons, but they all blurred together. The silence ate them. And then… It ate me too.

Years stopped meaning anything.

Decades… centuries…

They all blend together when you’re the only one left.

There was a time I used to scream.

Bang on the walls.

Beg someone to open the door.

But they never did.

Eventually, I stopped trying.

Eventually… I stopped caring.

They say punishment teaches you something.

But all I’ve learned is how loud your thoughts can scream when you're the only one who can hear them.

I used to scream.

I used to cry.

Then I got tired.

Now… I just exist.

Or do I?

Yes. Oh yes. I exist. The horrible reality of my continued existence is one that I'm reminded of all the time.

It's the one constant in my life.

I envy my fellow humans. For they exist no longer. Humanity went extinct ages ago.

"No dying while grounded," he had said.

I recall that mankind's greatest fear was of dying. How pathetic. There's nothing greater to be longed for. It's the moment you're free.

Free. A concept I have no understanding of, for I have never tasted freedom. I have no life beyond the walls of my room.

Even if I was free, what then? What is there for me?

Earth is gone. It's nothing more than an asteroid field, orbiting the small, dying ember that was once the Sun.

The Sun. An abstaining bringer of comfort. And a dreadful envoy of flame.

I can remember the day it swelled, the day I was scorched. I can remember how I screamed, how I cried. For what felt like eternity. My tears—they evaporated before they could fall. I had never longed to die more, but death had evaded me. It evades me still.

Now, my tears freeze. I freeze. The Sun has died. Even it has been granted the sweet relief that I've been denied. I'm cold—so cold. I'm sorry I asked it to leave.

There’s no rescue coming. No lesson to learn. No hope. Just my bedroom,
and the black that waits outside.

My one hope—my one, shining glimmer of hope—is the day my grounding sentence ends.

That day, that glorious day, when I can open my bedroom door, and step out into the cold, dark void of space, and die.

But for now, I remain where I am, where I've always been, confined to my bedroom. For this is my life.

Who am I? I'm grounded.

8 months ago | [YT] | 55

TheRedneckVyonder

Guys, great news! I'm pleased to announce that I'm returning to GoAnimate! I've been working really hard on several new videos, and I've got so much new content to give you! 4 new Caillou videos, 1 new Dora episode, 2 little Bill videos and 5 new Home of the Andersons episodes are ready to be uploaded. In addition, I've got a full-fledged Caillou movie that I'm nearly done making. I begin uploading today! I hope you guys are excited! This is a very happy day. Never forget today, April 1st, as the day TheRedneckVyonder AKA PaperLuigi99 returned to YouTube.

9 months ago | [YT] | 54

TheRedneckVyonder

It's been a while since I logged in. How is everyone?

10 months ago | [YT] | 55

TheRedneckVyonder

On the 12th day of Christmas, a Vyonder gave to me:
12 Teeth guys screaming
11 Freds concussing
10 Walls of Weapons
9 ranters ranting
8 parents grounding
7 robot voices
6 Kids a scheming
5 cartoon themes
4 Behavior cards
3 OCs
2 bald-head brats
And a trip to the local Chuck E. Cheese.

1 year ago | [YT] | 66

TheRedneckVyonder

On the 11th day of Christmas, a Vyonder gave to me:
11 Freds concussing
10 Walls of Weapons
9 ranters ranting
8 parents grounding
7 robot voices
6 Kids a scheming
5 cartoon themes
4 Behavior cards
3 OCs
2 bald-head brats
And a trip to the local Chuck E. Cheese.

1 year ago | [YT] | 29

TheRedneckVyonder

On the 10th day of Christmas, a Vyonder gave to me:
10 Walls of Weapons
9 Ranters ranting
8 Parents grounding.
7 robot voices
6 Kids a scheming
5 cartoon themes
4 Behavior cards
3 OCs
2 bald-head brats
And a trip to the local Chuck E. Cheese.

1 year ago | [YT] | 27

TheRedneckVyonder

On the 9th day of Christmas, a Vyonder gave to me:
9 Ranters ranting
8 Parents grounding.
7 robot voices
6 Kids a scheming
5 cartoon themes
4 Behavior cards
3 OCs
2 bald-head brats
And a trip to the local Chuck E. Cheese

1 year ago | [YT] | 40