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I'm starting to wonder if ‪@hankschannel‬ secretly has a Gaming channel called ‪@EclipseFPS_‬

👀 You bros sound so similar.
I also wonder if this tagging melarky will work, and further to this, if it does will either of you respond?

EVEN FURTHER TO THIS, but unrelated;
Is a quiche just a savory tart?

Tehehehe

1 day ago | [YT] | 3

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How was everyone's Christmas?
Did Santa get you everything you asked for?
Hope your hangover is manageable 🤭

I'll be streaming at around the usual time of 1730 GMT/UK.

Hope to see you all there 😊❤️

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 8

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Welp…

Looks like Arch — my guide, my benefactor, my DayZ survival guru — might not be able to make it to tonight’s stream due to some unforeseen chaos in the wasteland of real life.


Unfortunate, but hey… these things happen.
So for now, I’ll be flying low and quiet tonight. In the meantime, I’m off to have a nice hot bath and simmer myself into a lovely AK-flavoured soup.


Not entirely sure if I’ll stream — kinda hard to wander off to Sakhal on my lonesome without my trusted handler keeping me from getting domed by a bush camper. We’ll just play it by ear and see how things unfold.


Fox did suggest we could “Netflix and chill”, which… let’s be honest… would be a far more interesting (and definitely NOT stream-friendly) turn of events.

👌🏻👉🏻👈🏻🥺

1 month ago | [YT] | 6

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I feel like I'm crashing out broskis..
:(

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

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I’ve finally managed to unfuck the game.
Don’t ask me how — I just went nuclear on it.

Uninstalled everything DayZ-related, turned off every overlay known to mankind (Discord, Steam, Nvidia, the lot), reinstalled the whole thing, verified files, installed only the Infinite Roleplay mods, made sure they were all up to date, verified again, launched through DZLA… and somehow, miraculously, it worked.

So the game is fixed.
But the burnout? Unreal.

I stopped my Battlefield 6 stream and have been doing nothing but troubleshooting for over three hours straight. I’m completely drained, and honestly, I just don’t have it in me to sit and stream right now.

I’m going to call it a night and head to bed.
Sorry if that’s disappointing — I promise I’ll be live tomorrow, and hopefully we can actually play properly and pick up some ridiculous fares.

1 month ago | [YT] | 9

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This is a real email I've sent; this one was of particular amusement to me, so I thought I'd share the absurdity;

For reference, I ordered something, two of some things and only managed to acquire one of some things.

And this is the last email I sent, hopefully for the bureaucratic wheels to be reluctantly urged to move forward due to copious amounts of red tape finally being unsheathed.

(This is how I write most things, not just emails, it's why I lost my job at the local paper writing obituaries)


Hey,

I’m confident the issue didn’t happen in transit — mostly because I picked the parcel up myself. Had the whole situation been a Fallout: New Vegas prologue, this would be the universe where Benny didn’t shoot the Courier in the head and the Platinum Chip actually made it into my hands without incident. The box certainly looked the part: sturdy, dignified, and quietly proud of surviving the wasteland that is modern logistics.

Unfortunately, upon opening it, the contents appeared to be experiencing a kind of existential absence.

My suspicion is that things went slightly sideways in the warehouse.

Possibly the box ended up on a shelf called “Definitely Completed Orders (Probably),” where someone on a tight schedule breezed by, bestowed upon it a grand declaration of “Yep, that’ll do,” and sent it forth into the universe.

The packaging was impressive — large enough for the full order, lined with cardboard paper strips that seemed to believe they were performing an important civic duty — but sadly lacking the actual items that were meant to be there.

I imagine it was a simple human error. These things happen from time to time, usually on Tuesdays or whenever the universe is feeling whimsical.

If this was truly a once-in-500,000 type scenario, then congratulations to me for being chosen by fate, bureaucracy, or whichever cosmic entity was spinning the wheel that day.

(Somewhere out there, an RNG god is laughing.)

That said, after perusing your reviews, missing items don’t seem to be the stuff of myth and legend — they appear a touch more common than Bigfoot but less common than, say, a polite YouTube comment section.

What does seem unusual, however, is the part where I’m asked to conduct an award-winning photoshoot of an empty box.

Most customers seem to get swift resolutions, not requests that feel like side quests from an RPG where the reward is, hopefully, the thing you originally bought.

My experience so far has been a little less “seamless efficiency” and a little more “experimental improv theatre.”

However, this being said in a development that would make even the most seasoned intergalactic traveller raise an eyebrow, I’ve actually located the original box.

I was under the impression it had already ascended to that great recycling facility in the sky, but instead it had merely taken up temporary residence in the small, diplomatic no-man’s-land between the recycling box and the kitchen wall — a region where many objects go when they’re not quite ready to commit to either purpose or oblivion and where many lost things apparently go to contemplate their existence.

Realising that this entire process might not advance without the sacred and ceremonial Photograph of the Semi-Empty Box, I undertook the delicate task of reassembling it.

This felt rather like piecing together an ancient artefact whose original purpose scholars can only theorise about.

Once restored to its full, box-like splendour, I placed the lone item inside — the powder, looking a bit lonely and possibly wondering where all its expected companions had wandered off to — and took the required picture.

Now you have the photographic evidence documenting the box, the contents, and the general sense of mild existential confusion shared by all involved.

I trust that this photograph, featuring both box and powder, will allow the wheels of cosmic, cheerful bureaucracy to turn once more, carrying us forward through the mildly ridiculous yet strangely comforting machinery of customer service.


Regards,

L

1 month ago | [YT] | 6

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Sorry for ending the stream so suddenly earlier.

I always feel awful after doing something like this, but I have sensory issues, and when I get angry it can trigger anxiety or panic attacks. At some point, I can’t just focus or calm down without removing myself from the situation entirely.

Lately, it’s been harder for me to express my emotions and regulate my mood. I just couldn’t handle the constant problems, and being live with no way to fix them made it even more frustrating. So I did what I usually do in these moments: I stepped away completely.

I know some of you might have been disappointed, which is completely valid. But I couldn’t continue in that situation and needed to leave. I’ll pick up from where we left off tomorrow, sticking to being a taxi driver and avoiding risky situations.

I apologise if anyone feels let down. There are certain things I can’t do—forcing myself to continue when I’m having a meltdown is one of them. Some might think I should “just get a grip” or “get over it,” but having a disability isn’t a get-out-of-jail-free card. I take full responsibility for my actions, but you wouldn’t force someone in a wheelchair to use stairs and then tell them to get over it.

I won’t be forced into doing things when I can’t even focus on existing.

(Edit: Not sure if this post comes across as flippant or confrontational—I'm still pretty pent up. If it does, I apologise; that’s not my intention.)

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 11

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Fox is feeling a bit low tonight, so I will forgo my usual DayZ stream in lieu of cuddles, popcorn and movies.

I realise this might disappoint some people, but I have to prioritise what matters more and my Husbands mental health is more important.

You'll see me tomorrow at the usual time for Battlefield 6 and DayZ in the evening!

Peace ✌️

1 month ago | [YT] | 14

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I have been trying to get this login authentication error to go away since I stopped the stream and it just isn't working at all. I have tried so many different things to try and fix this.

I am so exhausted mentally 😫
I'm just gonna give this is rest for now and try again in the morning. Because I just CBA at this moment.

Sorry for the stream not working and shiz
I feel super deflated and depressed 😔

1 month ago | [YT] | 25