Primitive Organism


Here to observe societal overlords. You can find me in the twerking videos watching for science of course.
If there’s ever a video posted here assume I have been kidnapped by clowns who soaked me in lube and slid me to Portland. Where homeless feces will be redistributed as currency when the experiments end.. They’ll surely torture me with hypocrisy of infinite strength; long winded diatribes of how Nixon was a secret transsexual Marxist hermaphrodite who liked to penetrate himself/herself long into the night.
Also assume I have become the victim for what else would I be in the throes of such diabolical espionage of quantification There be none as they lie. Hearing of the sheep all being sheep as sheep shall be; nevertheless cognoscenti of the futile effort of their nature. Searching for the last golden a$$hole in a sea of vagine and bloody souls!!You will find me tied up in Portland kidnapped and brainwashed living on feces and stored Nixon piss.
Find me find you find they!