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First Video in a while coming in a few days!!!

Anyways yall I had an Insane Dream last night of the "PLANET REVOLUTION" playing out, I’ll RP the characters as I remember from it

///Time passes as not only the ice giants, but All the planets grow increasingly sick and have an increasingly resentful look, no one has said a single word to Sun for Months///

Sun: GUYS I’M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS, WHY WON’T ANYONE TALK TO ME… CAN’T YOU ALL SPEAK AND SHOW A LITTLE MORE RESPECT TO THE ONE STAR KEEPING YOU ALL TOGETHER???

All the planets: ….NOOO….

Sun: ….What did you all say? >:0

All the planets: ….WE SAID NOOOOOOO….

Sun: …..I can not Believe what I’m hearing right now… Not ONLY DO YOU ALL UNDERMINE EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DONE FOR YOU ALL… BUT YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME LIKE THIS… DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Jupiter: An absolute Dictator that’s who…

Venus: WE DON’T LIKE YOU… INFACT WE HAVEN’T LIKED YOU FOR A LONG TIME

Uranus: YOU’RE A MONSTER MATE…

Saturn: LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO POOR NEPTUNE…

Neptune: ***COUGH COUGH COUGH***

Mercury: …And you know what?… Maybe You deserve to be alone…. I thought you always saw me as your Best Friend, but TRUE Friends should always hear each other out and TRY BEING BETTER AND HAVE SOME HUMANITY … Venus & I…. We may not be friends, but at the very very least, we accomplished something you’re to DENSE to do Sun…. WE ARE DONE WITH YOU

///Sun Gasped, and turned distraught///

Titan: Hmmmm... EVERYONE I GOT AN IDEA… EVERYONE THROW THE MOST NASTY INSULTS AT THE SUN, We’ll Anger him

Europa: But wouldn’t that…..

Titan: Make him Solar Flare us??? Yeah. Whenever he’s on a solar flare rampage, He can’t control us for some time….

Callisto: HEH I remember someone growing sour after a few insults form Earth!!

Titan: Ugh don't remind me... This is bigger then that anyways, We already shouldn't be coming to Jupiter like this so our only power left is our Words...

Ganymede: This arrangement has slowly eaten away at all of us, SO EVEN IF THIS MAY GET HOT, WE KNOW WE’LL ALL COME DOWN TRYING….

Europa: Planet Revolution huh babe? <:3

Ganymede: Eeeh make that a Planet AND Moon Revolution Babe <333

Io: N…N…NON-STAR REVOLUTION??

Callisto: Okay that sounds weird lol

///The Planets and Moons all start protesting shunning the Sun///

Mars: EARTH…. Worst case without the Sun… you know what this means right?

Earth: Yeah I know… I’m glad I’ll still have you guys, even if this may be the end..

Mars: No No, We’ll be okay… but your Earthlings?

Earth: OH RIGHT! I suppose my Earthlings can harness hydrothermal energy from orbiting Jupiter, and they can make an artificial Sun I’m sure, they made giant mirrors for you after all!!!

Mars: You got a point, Let’s show that Ball of Plasma who’s BOSS…

///Sun Angers soooo much that the Planets thought he would turn into a Red Giant… His flare rampage gets so heated he eventually passes out///

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Got Protato & Theia before the Ice Giants!

I’ll post the usual Unwrapping Short tomorrow, I wanna do some fancy editing with the Lovebirds >:))

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I just Love how the most Intimidating Gangsta lookin celestial object just so happens to be the Sweetest bean <333

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SUPPORT ‪@solarvolar7631‬
HE OFFICIALLY VOICES ORCUS & PSO IN SOLARBALLS!
Go to roughly the 21:30 Mark to see the reveal

I was Not expecting it, but when I found out, I was like... Okay yeah that makes since... I KNEW ORCUS SOUNDED TOO FUNNY TO BE NATHAN OR ANY OF THE OTHERS - LOL
Amazing voice performance on both of them man, It gives the show more Atmosphere (Pun intended)

I’ve also been rewatching the whole show chronologically through his reactions :DD

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If I’m honest, I definitely grew out of my Simping/Shipping phase of SolarBalls, I consider my 2024 self and prior Extremely cringe

But honestly if I had to pick a current cartoon Crush in SB:
(I’m sure I ain’t the only one) 👁️👁️

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HEYA GUYS!

LONG TIME NO SEE, I’d call myself Fully back from my Hiatus. I’ve jolly well kept up with the SolarBalls show and always will, but I’ve also been rewatching my old videos (my god I cringed half the time Lol). A few things to Catch y’all up on!



1: I’m proud to announce that my Next Big video will be a Long Awaited Good - Evil Ranking of the SolarBalls characters!

I can’t make Promises on a deadline to get this done, but definitely before the new years, it has been SOOO Hard to do a needed Sequal to that video but since we’re getting into the Rogue Planets arc, and the Earth Awakens episode was sort of a Swansong to the Planets arcs, I think that leaves a gap open to finally do a Good-Evil sequel without the characters being Debunked the next episodes Lol



2: I thought Y’all want to hear my thoughts on the current show, I’ll just say I’m fully Glued! It’s surreal after 3+ years we’re finally leaving the Solar System. Planet X gives the show SUCH an Atmosphere to the show (No Pun intended) but I consider him one of the MPV’s of the entire show.

The Theia arc made me decide Venus is my Favorite character of the entire show, I see a lot of myself in the guy as I’m sort of the Venus of my Household Lol. He’s just so complex and basically such a contrast of a character from the norm.
I could go on all day about the show Lol

I know Y’all ask me my thoughts on the new Assets, I Love them a Lot for the most part!!! The Sun, Planets, and Moons are GOATED. Jupiter, X, & Luna are prob my Top picks! The Dwarf Planets new assets I’m not a big fan of, Pluto & Eris especially look weird to me, idk.



3: the ROGUE PLANETS and the arc as a whole look absolutely Insane 👀
I can’t wait to see those new Characters fleshed out, and it cracks me up seeing all the memes people are making out of it. The Onion, I… I mean PSO is hands down gonna be everyone’s Idol, even though his analog Ganymede was never anyone’s 😅. IMO I think WISE will be my favorite of the Rogues, I think him & X are just gonna have the most interesting Dynamic.

But what made me wanna make this post is regarding a Theory of mine for when we return to the Solar System for the Aftermath of the True Scale arc. (I COULD BE WRONG!). But hear me out

At the end of the True Scale Sega, Sun has by far reached his MOST Unlikable, however he seems to still Care about his planets safety no matter what as he gathered everyone into Earths orbit so to not risk life on Earth. Obviously Sun Ofcourse isn’t gonna Kick everyone out, nor destroy them. But I have a thought that perhaps what’s to come is Sun becoming a Sargent integrating a “Boot Camp” or sort for the Planets as a harsh form to make them learn to finally respect him.

It isn’t un plausible considering Sun can somehow turn into representations of different authority figures like a judge. The Planets would be forced into this Camp treatment which essentially transforms them Mentally into an organized and coordinated system, and strips them of personality. I feel this would be a poetic setup for when the Rogue gang would swarm the Solar System pushing Sun’s mentality to his breaking point being up against so many rogues. They DO AFTER ALL out number Star bound Planets like 20 to 1. And we all can tell Ganymede’s words to the Sun from the Trials are Slowly creeping forward 👁️👁️
The Solar systems Planets, seeing what the rogues can do, would grip up the courage to finally Snap at the Sun after living their ENTIRE life under Sun’s ruling always expected to be on their toes, never having true freedom as sentient beings, and threatened into punishments.
it all makes me think the theme of this Arc is definitely “Mentality”. Or “Freedom vs Authoritarianism”

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ASTROSON’S GLUP SHITTO FRIEND GETS A CHANNEL??? 😱

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I AM OFFICIALLY TWO DECADES OLDDDD 💀🎉
Happy Birthday to Me 🥳

I Scooped up a Nintendo Switch on Launch day a week back >:33

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THANK YOU SIS 💖💖💖💖💖

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