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How to bake cookies out of tears? #5MinuteLogic
Step 1: Cry into a bowl until your soul feels empty enough.
Step 2: Mix in flour, sugar, and a pinch of ‘why is life like this?’
Step 3: Bake until slightly bitter, sprinkle with regret, and serve with a glass of self-pity. Gourmet despair!”

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 83

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☺️ Bruh, this is NEXT LEVEL! WOWCube changes the rules: twist, spin, and play like never before!
Lowkey obsessed with this cube console. Games, puzzles, interactivity - all in one device that reacts to your every move.🥳 🎲Order right now! bit.ly/wowcube_yt_5yc #wowcube

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 33

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How to decorate emptiness with lights? #5MinuteLogic
String fairy lights all over the void. Suddenly, it’s not nothing—it’s mood lighting for existential dread. Bonus points if you add a disco ball and call it a ‘party of one.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 42

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How to fake joy with tinsel? #5MinuteLogic
Just wrap yourself in it like a festive burrito. The shinier you look, the less anyone will question the emotional chaos inside. If someone asks why you're sparkling, say, ‘It’s not joy, it’s reflective camouflage.’ Works every time.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 38

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How to reinstall hope manually? #5MinuteLogic
First, turn yourself off and back on again. If that doesn't work, locate the tiny reset button somewhere between snacks and a nap. Then download Hope v2.0 by whispering, ‘Maybe tomorrow won’t be chaos,’ and wait for the loading bar to reach 3%. That’s it—that’s all you get.”

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 47

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How to turn old projects into modern art? #5MinuteLogic
Step 1: Gather all your abandoned masterpieces.
Step 2: Stack them at a strange angle that defies physics.
Step 3: Title it ‘The Persistence of Procrastination.’
Boom—now it’s art. If anyone asks what it means, just sigh dramatically and say, ‘It’s about society.’”

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 41

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How to fix the economy with glitter? #5MinuteLogic
Simple: sprinkle glitter on every financial report so no one can actually read the numbers anymore. Suddenly, everything looks ‘up,’ confidence skyrockets, and economists reluctantly admit that sparkles were the missing variable in GDP all along.”

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 43

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How to fight monsters with friendship and scissors? #5MinuteLogic
1. Open with kindness.
March up to the monster and say, “Hey buddy, you look like you need a hug.”
This will confuse it long enough for step 2.

2. Reveal the Sacred Scissors of Classroom Doom.
Safety scissors only. Monsters fear the bright plastic handles—they know TRUE power when they see it.

3. Form the Friendship Circle.
Grab your friends’ hands.
Why? Because friendship multiplies your power… and makes it harder for the monster to figure out who it’s supposed to chase.

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 54

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How to become Eleven using potato battery? #5MinuteLogic
1. Assemble your super-spud.
You’ll need potatoes, wires, and the confidence of someone who thinks science fairs can unlock psychic powers. Stick the wires in the potato and shout, “I HAVE THE POWER!”
Absolutely nothing will happen, except the potato will judge you silently.

2. Practice telekinesis.Stare at a spoon. Squint harder. Now even harder. Congratulations—you’ve achieved slight eye discomfort.

3. Recreate the look.
Put on a pink dress, a blue jacket, and eat an Eggo.
None of these give you abilities, but the vibe is 10/10.

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 53

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How to escape Vecna with vintage headphones? #5MinuteLogic
1. Go retro or go home.
The older the headphones, the better. Ideally something your parents call “classic” and you call “a head-mounted torture device.”

2. Volume = Survival.
Crank your Walkman, Discman, or whatever ancient relic you found in the attic to MAX.
If the headphones start vibrating like they’re trying to escape you, that’s the correct setting.

3. Choose the right song.
Vecna hates two things: hope and 80s bangers.
So put on the most aggressively upbeat track you can find. Bonus points if it has synthesizers that sound like angry robots.

1 month ago | [YT] | 40