The pitch meeting probably went something like this... #blackactors #drag #katwilliams #tylerperry

Compared to hockey, baseball has a lacking number of fists being flown. #MLB #Astros #NHL #cheating

Tommy's got 2024 all figured out. #2024 #resolutions #screwit #behappy

It's over, Boston! #Patriots #Browns #billsmafia #NFL

"I love you, son. Now, I must roll out." #optimusprime #transformers #dad

He has been claimed! #galactus #jackkirby #comics #marvel

Let your freak flag fly proudly! #shaming #romance #relationships

No crab legs are worth shoving in your pants. #NFL #crablegs #jameiswinston #food

Touchdown! Oh lort! #tylerperry #greenbaypackers #dallascowboys #madea

Jimmy Kimmel ain't playin. He ain't tellin jokes either. #jimmykimmel #aaronrodgers #funny

Tommy has something in common with cats... #cats #cucumbers #pranks

Whatcha gonna do when racism runs wild on you? #hulkhogan #racism #wwe #Tampa

Don't be a Scott Pilgrim...or a Gambit! #Scottpilgrim #creep #arcade #anime

Thirsty? Don't stick to just one flavor. #dating #interracialcouple#preferences #inclusive

The Ducks are the REAL Disney icons! #Disney #steamboatwillie #ducktales #nostalgia

Some people just need to get served. #yougotserved #dancing #electricboogloo #movies

Who's whipping out the resume at the bar? #linkedin #dating #genz #networking

Godzilla ain't messin' around! #godzilla #minusone #movies #Japan

Gimme the gristle. #McDonalds #1959 #mcnuggets #gristle

All hail King Tommy!!! #Blackpanther #chosenone #marvellegends #cosplay

It's...it's just a cup. #stanleycup #trend #cups #wtf

Better stay sharp, Rogan. Shannon's coming for the throne. #shannonsharpe #joerogan #podcast #king

The man has had his fair share of Katt-troversies. #kattwilliams #target #asskicking #controversy

Poor little Tuck Tuck... #Christucker #kattwilliams #clubshayshay #epstein

Marvel's next villain: Katt the Conqueror. #kattwilliams #jonathanmajors #marvel #clubshayshay

We all agree Dasani is the worst, right? #Dasani #water #trash #worst

Those trash-talking buddies get real quiet when their team loses...#NFL #steelers #eagles #trashtalk

Bout to catch the ball AND these hands... #draymondgreen #NBA #punch #basketball

"Hey, dummy! I love ya!" #parenting #parents #discipline #memories

Any sponsors out there wanna help us kick off 2024? 👀 #sponsors #newyear #2024 #money

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Confession =/= Therapy #confession #therapy #religion #chaplains

Texas x California alliance? Nah. Ain't happening. #Texas #california #civilwar #foodwars

Hop on it, Disney! 😅 #disney #SmallWorld #racism #Spanish

Jordan Peele's "Dallas" Coming this Halloween. #Dallas #blackcities #Houston #Texas

Can't beat that bundle! #hamsters #weed #bogo #hustle

Worst Year, Best Christmas! #gearsofwar #Christmas #pizzarolls #covid

What's a bonfire without a little razzle dazzle? #Christmaseve #christmas #fireworks #bonfire

"Painting won't get us a $700 million dollar contract!" #baseball #dads #mlb #shoheiohtani

What up with the parakeets? #theboyandtheheron #miyazaki #anime #movies

Tommy's Faturday cannot be topped! #faturday #cheatday #diet #food

Great Soul Music coming from an unlikely place! #theesacredsouls #music #California #soul

Those wraps got me feeling some type of way... #burgerking #maryjblidge #rnb #food

SHOT IN JULY 2023: We knew one of these would come in handy! #marvel #Kang #jonathanmajors #guilty

"Excuse me, where are your BLUE Raspberries?" #dairyqueen #icecream #food #fruit

LEMME GET DAT BACON EGG & CHEESE #tmnt #burritos #baconeggandcheese #food

Flavor Aid or Kool Aid? #flavoraid #koolaid #drinks #nostalgia

*Grabs Epipen* WORTH IT. #peanutbutter #allergies #reeses #candy