B Purcell

The Clankers can't stop clanking, can they?

If anyone actually cares about me, then to them, I'll tell: In the event my innocent ass is taken down, I want you to save everything on my channel. My Videos, my Posts, all of it. I'll be absolutely devastated if this whole AI termination bullshit happens to me. This is why we need human workers and not some faulty AI systems, for reasons like this and the money the people need to make. Oh how I wanna just make a website of my very own to archive my bullshit 'cause I AM NOT A CROOK. My name is Lilith~

1 hour ago | [YT] | 0

B Purcell

Guys like me have to wear a mask every day, but not one that hides my face, but hides my true self....

4 hours ago | [YT] | 0

B Purcell

Incorrect TADC Quotes 2:




*[Pomni opens the door to Caine's office, sick of it all.]*

Pomni: Caine, send him to the corn maze, I can't handle his [%$!#] anymore....

Jax: Well well well if it isn't Harley Quinn!

Pomni: He hasn't even gone home and he's still torturing her!

Caine: Look, Jax, I understand you were, stressed, from today's shift, but did you really have to resort to a crime spree and hit the manager?

Jax: What? It ain't my fault, she fell right in front of my truck!

Caine: Where, at the curb?

*[Jax flashes his trademark grin as it cuts to a flashback of his POV in a semi and speeding up to purposely hit Gangle as she falls on the road. Cut back to present time.]*

Jax: Heheh, sort of....

*[Pomni groans and facepalms.]*

1 day ago | [YT] | 0

B Purcell

Was at the big mall arcade with the guy today and found a bit of late-stage lunacy:

THE BRAINROT CLAW MACHINE.

One of the claws had Labubus or Lafufus or whatev, another was full of bootleg Italian Brainrot plushies (Even Hot Topic and the nearby 5 Below had their own LaBootlegs, the latter's was "Lababies" and Idr the other one lol) . They're were a few kiosks w/Lafufus and bootleg plushies of other stuff (but no TADC far as I looked) . They're were on the other hand these cool-ass kids' ride-on bikes that looked sick with all the lights on it and I'd want an adult-sized one for me to be stupid on lmao filler

1 day ago | [YT] | 0

B Purcell

Oh yeah I also forgot to mention....
What pre-Halloween impulse does to a stupid mf:

3 days ago | [YT] | 3

B Purcell

Well, It's Possible:
A delicious themed sundae with vanilla ice cream, 3 different colors of cookie dough and sprinkles, hot fudge, 2 cookies, and a waffle & chocolate unicorn horn.

4 days ago | [YT] | 1

B Purcell

Nothing like sitting down on a rainy Fall morning and having a pumpkin doughnut w/hot chocolate for breakfast....

5 days ago | [YT] | 0

B Purcell

Oh joy oh boy I'm so excited for Thanksgiving! Time to prepare our-

*(those all-too-familiar 13 opening bells chime)*

WOAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT'S SCP-1994!! TAKE COVER-

5 days ago | [YT] | 0

B Purcell

Well we had a good run of candy-takers today. We have like 8 bars leftover. We're the full-bar house in the neighborhood icyw. Only 2 "casual costume" folks (Cookie Monster & Elmo. I didn't recognize Elmo at first since all she had was a red sports number sweater but I recognized the Cookie Monster socks & shirt lol) and they were the last to come, around my age I presume, but all I said about them was "Ohhh so you're one of those costumes, got it. Cool!" in a friendly tone. They laughed at me, full Plague Doc, because they were creeped out! And they were the only ones who were creeped out by me, everyone else before those 2 girls were curious about what I was or just complimented me on how spooky I was! Nice roster this year. They were such darlings, one little boy gave me a hug! Better numbers than last year, I tell ya that! Anyway have a good spooky night everyone!

5 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

B Purcell

Wait

"All of which" or "Olive Witch"?

6 days ago | [YT] | 1