Strangely Ironic Guy

Irony hits different when you're living it.

The prison released you by mistake in 2015. Nine years later, two officers are in your kitchen to collect 2,920 more days.

1 day ago | [YT] | 2

Four spikes on your polygraph chart. The examiner slides it over and asks which one you can explain away. Which do you pick?

4 days ago | [YT] | 11

As a political kingmaker, you've never been on a ballot, and tonight all nine of your candidates won. By spring, one page of a notebook can end you.

5 days ago | [YT] | 4

Four people can erase four pieces of your old life. You keep one. Which do you refuse to let them take?

6 days ago | [YT] | 4

You're the detective who ran the photo lineup in 2003 and told the witness she did good. Now the DA's office is calling about new DNA testing.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

You hired a hitman through a guy at a bar, and now you're in his gray pickup holding $4,500. For the fifth time, he tells you the door is open.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

New block, pick your job assignment. Each one puts you next to someone you can't get away from. Where do you last longest?

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

You never touched a gun, but now you are facing a felony murder charge. See how being the getaway driver leads to life-altering legal consequences.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

What happens when your bank suddenly freezes and closes your account? See how a compliance flag leads to total shutdown.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

What happens when a perfectly timed trade triggers an insider trading investigation? See how the SEC builds a case against you.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0