About Dr. Welch, Movie M.D.

“Certified* in the fine art of film diagnosis, Dr. Welch earned his prestigious** degree from the University of Cinematic Sciences (UCS) — located conveniently between a Blockbuster parking lot and a Taco Bell.”

He completed his residency watching late-night cable marathons and suffering through all of the Bad Dialogue, Plot Holes, and Unnecessary Sequels to save his patience from the agony. His specialty? Prescribing exactly the right movie for the exactly right time.

Dr. Welch has successfully treated:
• Rom-com fatigue
• Action sequel burnout
• Reboot Regret Disorder
• Direct-to-Streaming Depression
• Superhero Fatigue Fever

When he’s not saving lives one popcorn flick at a time, Dr. Welch can be found arguing with strangers online about why Die Hard is a Christmas movie.