¿UnknownOdyssey?

See, men have this very special thing women do not— It is called the audacity. (JK, love you, men.)


¿UnknownOdyssey?

Y'all, I just found IRL Nuram and Iris.

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¿UnknownOdyssey?

Think Zyka should actually be given a position above the other CPAs?

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¿UnknownOdyssey?

What is atheism? A nonprophet organization.

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¿UnknownOdyssey?

You know what I think would be a funny semirealistic blooper moment in RP? A character walking into a room and just immediately forgetting why TF they walked into that room.

Like, just imagine if a FOG Season went like this instead—



Occidere: *Walks into TA's lair and immediately forgets what she's doing.*

TA: "What the— Why the Hell are you back here?"

Occidere: "Uhhh, I don't really remember! Heeey, do you have any clue?" =D

TA: "…No…?"

Occidere: "Aw, maaan. Welp, buh bye!" *Flies outta the lair again.*

*Five seconds later.*

Occidere: "OH, SHOOT, I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM—" *Insert Occidere flying back faster than the speed of light.*



Like, seriously, if I were Legend and this had happened instead, I would probably be too busy laughing to even think about crying—

Only thing that makes this even funnier to me, is that this would totally be something Occi would do. Like, her original design was supposed to be a goofy, idiotic Reaper who is terrible at her job, and she was still basically that, just with some serious moments. XD

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¿UnknownOdyssey?

If you can't tell by now, I might love Linkin Park juuust a little bit.

4 days ago | [YT] | 0

¿UnknownOdyssey?

You wanna know something I find ironic?

Many characters I know, especially canon ones and ones within my cast, absolutely despise children. Somehow, though, Occidere ended up becoming a favorite.

Occidere. Occidere, the mostly idiotic and childish Reaper, who literally has the mentality OF A FIVE YEAR OLD.

If Occidere had ever been a human, she would have been FIVE— NINE MAXIMUM— years old, which is why her plushie drawing basically looks like a dang baby.

We had kid hating characters legitimately almost crying over her death, when she is basically exactly what they hate.

…If you think about it, though, that almost makes her death even more tragic, because that means a kid basically died in one of the most brutal ways possible, without any friends around, even if that kid did not look like one.

………

Man, why did I suddenly make this so dark—

H-Happy Halloween…?

T~T

5 days ago | [YT] | 0

¿UnknownOdyssey?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Yes, I did totally draw a human Occidere plushie just for Halloween, whachu gonna do about it, bi—

(Might add color later.)

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¿UnknownOdyssey?

Fried eggs and fried chicken are the same thing.

Bite me if I am wrong.

5 days ago | [YT] | 0

¿UnknownOdyssey?

So, something random and insane about me is that I am allergic to basically everything, EXCEPT what I should, by all rights, be allergic to.

No, seriously.

Apples make my gums bleed and itch. Grapes that are not storebought (basically ones straight off the vine) make my tongue feel as if I ate habanero seeds. Peaches make my mouth a little scratchy. Nuts just make me itchy or make my throat swell almost completely shut, depending on the day. Whatever fast food is made from gives me horrible stomachaches, and most dinners my family makes. Grass has me raking my skin off.

I can literally only eat meat and sunflower seeds without suffering, so I basically just say f*** it and eat whatever, no matter if I am allergic to it.

But, poisonous berries and bugs? Those do not bother me at all.

For example. You know yew berries, which could kill you with just some seeds or needles? I have literally played with the needles and gotten toxic juice all over me, as well as with the berries and seeds, and have not so much as scratched, let alone died.

Same with pokeberries. I used to play with those all the time in school, because there were a couple bushes growing around the perimeter, to the point my hands turned purple and I accidentally got plenty of juice in my mouth just from touching my face. And, even though the juice is SUPPOSED to be poisonous, and the berries are SUPPOSED to make you s*** your brains out or kill you, I was never even bothered.

Not to mention poison ivy. I literally grew up with eczema so bad that I almost died from infection, so I could just grab poison ivy and not be bothered by it.

And, the fluffy caterpillars that can kill you? Yeah, I have grabbed so many of those motherfluffers, and I am still around to tell the tale, so clearly they are not THAT deadly.

I have the world's worst superpower, bruv.

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