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β Windows begging for mercy
β Malware running away crying
β PCs that boot slower than McDonald's βfreshβ burgers decay
β Me trying to fix stuff but also accidentally summoning the recovery menu every Tuesday
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using BKernel.System;
namespace Kernel_Builder
{
class Program
{
static void Main()
{
Kernel.Boot(); // Start your kernel
}
}
}
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using BKernel.System;
namespace Kernel_Builder
{
public static class Kernel
{
public static void Boot()
{
Console.WriteLine("Boot sequence started...");
// Initialize subsystems here
Console.WriteLine("Kernel loaded successfully!");
}
}
}
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namespace Kernel_Builder
{
class Program
{
static void Main()
{
Kernel.Boot();
}
}
}
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using System;
namespace Kernel_Builder
{
public static class Kernel
{
public static void Boot()
{
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine("=== JOJO KERNEL ===");
Console.WriteLine("Booting...");
Console.WriteLine("Memory: 16GB (simulated)");
Console.WriteLine("Drivers loaded: 3");
}
public static void Panic(string reason)
{
Console.ForegroundColor = ConsoleColor.Red;
Console.WriteLine("KERNEL PANIC: " + reason);
Environment.Exit(1);
}
}
}
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using System;
namespace $safeprojectname$
{
public static class Kernel
{
public static string Version = "0.0.1";
public static void Boot()
{
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine("=== JOJO KERNEL ===");
Console.WriteLine("Version: " + Version);
Console.WriteLine("Boot sequence started...");
}
public static void Panic(string reason)
{
Console.ForegroundColor = ConsoleColor.Red;
Console.WriteLine("KERNEL PANIC: " + reason);
Environment.Exit(1);
}
}
}
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using Cosmos.System;
namespace JojoOS
{
public class Kernel : Sys
{
protected override void BeforeRun()
{
// Minimum code, runs at boot
}
protected override void Run()
{
// Empty loop, kernel does nothing
while (true)
{
// Just freeze here safely
}
}
}
}
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using Cosmos.System;
namespace JojoOS
{
public class Kernel : Sys
{
protected override void BeforeRun()
{
Console.WriteLine("π§ JojoOS Booting... Get ready!");
}
protected override void Run()
{
Console.WriteLine("Type 'help' for commands, or 'exit' to stop OS loop.");
Console.Write("> ");
string input = ReadInput(); // Custom method for keyboard input
if (input == "help")
Console.WriteLine("Available commands: help, date, clear, exit");
else if (input == "date")
Console.WriteLine(System.DateTime.Now.ToString());
else if (input == "clear")
Console.Clear();
else if (input == "exit")
{
Console.WriteLine("Exiting JojoOS loop...");
while(true) {}
}
else
Console.WriteLine($"Unknown command: {input}");
}
// Custom ReadLine replacement
private string ReadInput()
{
string result = "";
ConsoleKey key;
while (true)
{
if (KeyboardManager.TryReadKey(out key))
{
if (key == ConsoleKey.Enter)
{
Console.WriteLine("");
break;
}
else if (key == ConsoleKey.Backspace)
{
if (result.Length > 0)
{
result = result.Substring(0, result.Length - 1);
Console.Write("\b \b"); // Remove character from screen
}
}
else
{
result += (char)key;
Console.Write((char)key);
}
}
}
return result;
}
}
}
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using Cosmos.System;
namespace JojoOS
{
public class Kernel : Sys
{
protected override void BeforeRun()
{
// Boot message
Console.WriteLine("π§ JojoOS Booting... Get ready!");
}
protected override void Run()
{
// Main CLI loop
Console.WriteLine("Type 'help' for commands, or 'exit' to stop OS loop.");
Console.Write("> ");
string input = Console.ReadLine(); // Only Cosmos.Console.ReadLine()
if (input == "help")
{
Console.WriteLine("Available commands: help, date, clear, exit");
}
else if (input == "date")
{
// Fully qualify DateTime with System namespace
Console.WriteLine(System.DateTime.Now.ToString());
}
else if (input == "clear")
{
Console.Clear();
}
else if (input == "exit")
{
Console.WriteLine("Exiting JojoOS loop...");
while(true) {} // freeze safely in VM
}
else
{
Console.WriteLine($"Unknown command: {input}");
}
}
}
}
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using Cosmos.System;
using System; // Only needed for DateTime
namespace JojoOS
{
public class Kernel : Sys
{
protected override void BeforeRun()
{
Console.WriteLine("π§ JojoOS Booting... Get ready!");
}
protected override void Run()
{
Console.WriteLine("Type 'help' for commands, or 'exit' to stop OS loop.");
Console.Write("> ");
string input = Console.ReadLine(); // Cosmos.Console.ReadLine()
if (input == "help")
Console.WriteLine("Available commands: help, date, clear, exit");
else if (input == "date")
Console.WriteLine(DateTime.Now); // System.DateTime is OK
else if (input == "clear")
Console.Clear();
else if (input == "exit")
{
Console.WriteLine("Exiting JojoOS loop...");
while(true) {} // freeze loop safely
}
else
Console.WriteLine($"Unknown command: {input}");
}
}
}
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using System;
using Cosmos.System;
namespace JojoOS
{
public class Kernel : Sys
{
protected override void BeforeRun()
{
Console.WriteLine("π§ JojoOS Booting... Get ready!");
}
protected override void Run()
{
Console.WriteLine("Type 'help' for commands, or 'exit' to stop OS loop.");
Console.Write("> ");
string input = Console.ReadLine();
if (input == "help")
Console.WriteLine("Available commands: help, date, clear, exit");
else if (input == "date")
Console.WriteLine(DateTime.Now);
else if (input == "clear")
Console.Clear();
else if (input == "exit")
{
Console.WriteLine("Exiting JojoOS loop...");
while(true) {} // freeze loop
}
else
Console.WriteLine($"Unknown command: {input}");
}
}
}
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