I AM THE WHALE MAN


Bacon sandwiches are the truth. Never forget this.

Failed Hosts:
—-youtube.com/@Elderbug_?si=W2rKCoKJV44S4bhb

Oh, the folly of Bug. He could not be shown the truth of the bacon sandwich without bringing it's very concept into an insulting insightfulness. One day, though. One day he might.


Completed Hosts:
—- youtube.com/@yuupov?si=kQoitixW5DtE7g8m

Ah yes, YUUPOV. The first Host to complete the ritual - to absorb such wisdom. The grandest and the greatest.