UrinatingTree

Tonight at 8PM Eastern Time: A terrible Dumpster Fire that you can't look away from (for all the wrong reasons)!

The NFL Draft Shitstravaganza with ‪@FivePointsVids‬ , full of all the salt, shit, and drinking as a coping mechanism!

Will there be pain, joy, or both? The only guarantee will be everything being derailed by pick 25 as always.

This will be on ‪@TheDumpsterFire‬ as all terrible things in life. God bless this disaster of a stream.

1 week ago | [YT] | 540

UrinatingTree

There is one more thing to settle in this NFL football season: The winner of Injury Bowl!

So many viable candidates, but only the best of the best can secure such an "honor". These four nominees are what I felt represented the worst of the injury bug, regardless of performance.

HONORABLE MENTION:
- New York Giants
- New York Jets
- Las Vegas Raiders
- Houston Texans
- Carolina Panthers
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Who do you feel deserves to be bestowed Injury Bowl champion of 2024?

2 months ago | [YT] | 963

UrinatingTree

It's that time of the year once again. We reflect on the blessings and curses of our lives, and reminisce about the true question: Who is Lolcow of the Year?

There are plenty of choices to choose from, and here are the nominees for this prestigious dishonor.

- Lee Hutton/The AFL - A cataclysm of despair. Half the league shutting down in some fashion over several months, players unable to be paid for some teams. When things went haywire, Hutton went AWOL for weeks on end. Eventually ousted in a coup for much more competent management in Jeff Fisher, leaving Hutton out in the cold. Repeatedly blamed others and a grand conspiracy for his own failings as league commissioner. The competent AFL teams splinter off after the year and create the equivalent of the "No Homers Society".

- The Chicago White Sox - Set MLB record for most losses in a regular season. Inept in every sense of the word, a team once hailed as a potential World Series contender falls into the abyss and is forced to tank less than a decade after a major tank. Shedding payroll left and right, under threat of moving due to fan apathy, a terrible stadium, and godawful ownership. Anything that could go wrong did. The final sting? They're forced to draft 10th due to draft lottery rules. Lol.

- Matt Eberflus - If only it was just due to the sheer idiocy that occurred in the final stages of their Thanksgiving game. His crimes are vast: Repeatedly ignoring terrible follies on the team as doing things the right way. Bringing in Shane Waldron to "coordinate" the offense by means of terrible short-yardage playcalls. Unable to rally the Bears after being broken by a Hail Mary against Washington (which was started due to a lack of composure by Tyrique Stevenson). Finally fired after the Lions hilarity, but his spirit lives on in Chicago: With another lost season.

- The New York Jets - LOLJETS truly running wild. The Aaron Rodgers and Woody Johnson Show has spiraled to hell. A season expected to contend fell apart like their defense. Fire Robert Saleh in a powerplay maneuver by Woody Johnson only to promote a completely overmatched Jeff Ulbrich. Aaron is rapidly declining and unable to bail out every single thing as in his past, the only thing in its prime is creating controversy on Pat McAfee. Woody Johnson and his kids meddling in every single aspect of the organization, finally cutting ties with Joe Douglas after cucking him for the last few years. Use ratings on Madden to make personnel decisions. Named his kid Brick, he makes postgame speeches in the locker room. Lol.

HONORABLE MENTION:

- The Buffalo Sabres - Almost an entire generation without a playoff berth, and looks to be continuing this year.
- The Toronto Maple Leafs - For officially becoming property of the Bruins with yet another game seven loss at TD Garden.
- The Pohlad Family - For their inaction after the Twins first playoff series win in years, shedding payroll and depth. This resulted in an epic collapse forcing Minnesota to miss the postseason. More cuts on the way.
- NASCAR - For the gimmicks finally coming to roost with a season that nobody liked. The 36th ranked driver made it to the playoffs due to a win-and-in system. Open collusion during a playoff race. Joey Logano winning the championship despite originally being eliminated (and revived thanks to a disqualification). Now with open revolt from several teams (FRM and 23XI Racing)

Who do you think should get this honor?

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,091

UrinatingTree

In honor of (hopefully) not another 9-8 season, we have new designs in the merch store celebrating the Steelers 21st consecutive winning season. There is 10% off everything in the store this week when you use code "Standard" before this Sunday!

Get them for the impending Super Bowl run... I hope.


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5 months ago | [YT] | 442

UrinatingTree

It's time for ‪@thatsgoodsports‬ to face his final judgment: With an incredibly blatant photoshop.

We cross the streams for Steelers/Broncos at 4:20 PM Eastern.

7 months ago | [YT] | 653

UrinatingTree

I'm streaming the Steelers/Broncos shenanigans with ‪@thatsgoodsports‬ this Sunday, but the greater battle is happening on the battlefield of Underdog. Pittsburgh will probably win, but I need a greater win against this evil from Colorado.

I spin his curse wheel on his channel. The only way to remove it is to use the promo code UTREE on Underdog Fantasy.

You don't want to curse his quality channel, do you?

play.underdogfantasy.com/p-urinating-tree

7 months ago | [YT] | 1,032

UrinatingTree

It's almost football time and a question has been burning in my mind: Who will win this year's Tank Bowl?

Last year we had Carolina not only clinch this dubious honor, they didn't even reap the reward of a top draft pick for it. Chicago earned it for themselves (2022 Tank Bowl champions).

Who claims it this time around?

7 months ago | [YT] | 679

UrinatingTree

Just letting you guys know of something interesting in collaboration Brandon Perna (That's Good Sports): We're launching a Best Ball league on Underdog Fantasy. Mr. Unlimited's Wild Ride will be a chance to compete against both of us for fantasy supremacy and some interesting cash prizes. It's available to all current users, and if you're new, use the codes TREE or UTREE to get in on the action.

If I don't beat Brandon in this fantastical duel, I don't know how I'd be able to live with myself. There's a lot at stake here.

underdogfantasy.com/draft/0b91d2b3-438d-4fe9-b207-…

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8 months ago | [YT] | 332

UrinatingTree

In NFL Draft Day tradition, we head to the Dumpster Fire for a live draft stream. There will be drinking. There will be (hopeful) salt. There will most definitely be cringe. We start at 8PM Eastern and shit will devolve into chaos from there.

My co-host is ‪@FivePointsVids‬ . He is a Giants fan. I hope to God they pick JJ McCarthy. It would be glorious.

2024 NFL Draft - DUMPSTER FIRE LIVE REACTION - YouTube

1 year ago | [YT] | 693

UrinatingTree

So this happened the moment I finished up the free agency videos. Of course it does. Stefon Diggs being traded off to the Texans is too big of a move to wait until the draft to discuss, so why not a quick video about it here?

Bills have to be drafting a wideout in the first round, right?

1 year ago | [YT] | 194