UrinatingTree

The Twitter account is back! Hackneyed, uninformed sports takes will no longer be restrained from the masses!

Unfortunately, I had to give back the Mercedes in return. At least I still have the Yinzermobile.

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UrinatingTree

For those of you wondering, yes, my Twitter was hacked.

If you are also wondering, yes, I am enjoying the new Mercedes.

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You're all MASOCHISTS....

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And now... the final showdown of Injury Bowl!

Who wins this illustrious prize: The Indianapolis Colts or the San Francisco 49ers? I expect this to be pretty tight. Very much so. Don't let me down, boys.

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UrinatingTree

Before 2025 ends, there is one more award to get to. One of the most legendary honors that can be bestowed upon a player/team/franchise: Lolcow of the Year. There are plenty of worthy nominees, but only four can be showcased. They are as follows:

- The New York Mets - Absolute collapse after June. Freefall continued to the point where they missed the playoffs and barely finished above .500. Endless injuries in the rotation and bullpen force over 45 pitchers to be used. Have several assistants poached by the Braves. Edwin Diaz and Pete Alonso depart in free agency for nothing. Daddy Steve might've run out of paintings to sell. Pain.

- NASCAR - Was under heavy fire for a hostile lawsuit between the association and several charter teams. Ratings continuing a woeful plummet after the playoff rules and regulations led to unsavory results. Controversy in almost all three major divisions (and the NASCAR Cup winner would've been the legitimate one in a traditional points system). Actively called their detractors and critics "bots". Settled with permanent charters for teams, but still no word on what their point system will be. The France Family rules all.

- Lane Kiffin/LSU Football - Suffer underwhelming season with the notoriously unlikable Brian Kelly at the helm. After several losses to high-profile opponents, Kelly fired by the Governor of Louisiana (Jeff Landry) and receives an NCAA-record $54 million buyout. Landry then absolutely shits on AD Scott Woodward in a public press conference about SNAP benefits. Woodward fired shortly thereafter. Next AD promoted with Title IX violations. Then throw everything and the kitchen sink at Lane Kiffin, who proceeds to burn Ole Miss into the ground for reasons of sheer pettiness.

- Penn State Football - A near-unanimous College Football Playoff lock that spectacularly imploded. Lost to Oregon thanks to a terrible Drew Allar pass which all but derailed their season. Suffer hilariously humiliating losses to UCLA (which had fired their coach and had never held a lead in a game to that point in time) and Northwestern (First team to lose back-to-back 20+ point favorite games). James Franklin finally canned for repeated failure. Nittany Lions continue to slide. Suffer embarrassing recruiting class. Manage to at least salvage the year with coaching hire and win streak, but the damage had long been done.

Honorable Mention: The Colorado Rockies, Adam Silver, Chauncey Billups/Terry Rozier, The Los Angeles Clippers/Kawhi Leonard, The Toronto Maple Leafs, The Minnesota Twins, Massachusetts Football,

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,291

UrinatingTree

Okay, fine. The people want the Colts on the AFC board? Then the Colts shall be added. It was seriously just Jones, Sauce, Charvarius Ward, and Deforest Buckner for a bit as to major injuries. Buffalo got wrecked a good bit more, especially on defense, but so be it. New poll!

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 428

UrinatingTree

This is an unprecedented year in the NFL. Chaos and unpredictability everywhere, and that includes the illustrious title of "Injury Bowl" champion. There are so many teams that have been battered that I'm going to divide contenders by conference. First one will be the NFC.

There were so many choices to choose from, but I'm choosing these four teams to represent the conference. So many logical arguments, so little time!

The "winner" of this will go on to face the "winner" of the AFC.

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Enjoying college football.

2 months ago | [YT] | 3,214

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Just wanted to give you an update on Sportsball. Yes, I know it's super late. A lot to go over this week and my editing help has a nasty stomach bug that's limited him. So I've been mostly trying to avoid drowning in the edit.



It hasn't worked lol. It'll be out tonight, though. If not, you can kill me.


That part works, too.

2 months ago | [YT] | 5,184

UrinatingTree

Retrieved for a bounty....
Nevermore to go astray

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