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A Machine Too Strong

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Todd Weiss copying KingCobraJFS in every imaginable way.

KingCobraJFS rules your sad life, Todd!!

5 days ago | [YT] | 7

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Todd the Fraud, too unsafe to be trusted around customers so his boss Karen makes him wait in the broom closet until the toilet overflows and he has to come out to clean up.

Claims he’s “Italian-America” but was born in Ohio, doesn’t speak a word of Italian, can’t cook Italian food, and hasn’t ever once visited Italy.

Sei fuori!

1 week ago | [YT] | 5

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And now it seems we’ve come full circle.

I don’t even need to write humorous captions over terrible photos of Todd, now that he himself is doing it.

Todd is now copying ME.

Todd Weiss aka Cool Beard Copycat

1 week ago | [YT] | 7

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Another from the archives.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2

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Todd played passenger princess for Boyfriend Barry, they drove way out where nobody could see them and “held pork rinds” in front of a pink truck LOL

1 week ago | [YT] | 3

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Todd can spend every cent he has on fast food 5 times a day, but he can’t ever put a dollar into the seat vacuum at the car wash.

It also begs the question, why is someone who claims to be such an amazing chef never actually in the kitchen cooking anything? Why does he have to purchase pre-made slop from whatever pizza joint or truck stop diner hasn’t banned him yet?

1 week ago (edited) | [YT] | 6

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A classic

1 week ago | [YT] | 3

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Todd Weiss says he’s “straight” but then posts pictures of himself like this LOL

LGBTodd

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 4

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Todd’s face when he inhales a Cowboy Fart that was a little too spicy.

@todsblogs puts the T in LGBTQ

1 month ago | [YT] | 7