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Literally no one wants that slop. Not even you. You’re on video taking a bite out of one and immediately tossing it because the ingredients are so low quality and the preparation is so poor they are not edible.

It’s no wonder that “Looks bad, Todd” has literally been a meme for terrible food for over a decade.

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka NeverCooking9

13 hours ago | [YT] | 5

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Very curious that “Cousin” Tony (who Todd calls his “Sweatbread”) is only friends with gay men on Facebook.

And Todd Weiss is on that list. Should tell you all you need to know about ‪@cookingthings9‬

Here is his friends list:

1 day ago | [YT] | 6

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Apparently most popular search engines have been showing this image when asked to show an example of a Gay Pedo.

Along with linking to the YouTube channel:

‪@cookingthings9‬

1 day ago | [YT] | 3

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Fake chef Todd Weiss FAILS at making proper pepperoni rolls.

No surprise given the fact he’s not really Italian.

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka NeverCooking9

2 days ago | [YT] | 6

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Remember this when Todd starts lying and claiming that he and Cynthia “aren’t Jewish”

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka LyingJew9

3 days ago | [YT] | 4

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Real Italian chef proving that the sauce that goes on pasta is called GRAVY

Meanwhile fake Italian and fake chef Todd Weiss thinks “gravy” is the brown stuff you put on biscuits LOL!

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka CanNotCookAnything9

3 days ago | [YT] | 5

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“Not called gravy gravy is brown or country gravy stuff you put on biscuits or meatloaf or mashed potatoes, tomato sauce ain't called gravy you baffoon. That's why it's called spaghetti sauce not gravy.”

-Todd Andrew Weiss, Fake Chef/Fake Italian

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka CanNotCook9

Meanwhile REAL Italians:

3 days ago | [YT] | 2

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If Todd Weiss could afford a mirror, this is what he would see when he looked into it LOL

‪@cookingthings9‬ found your Twin

3 days ago | [YT] | 3

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A classic.

This is proof Todd Weiss can’t cook.

Why? He’s literally eating the styrofoam tray the sandwich comes on and his CAN’T EVEN TELL.

Which means he thinks the flavor of styrofoam is what regular food tastes like, which is why he can’t see anything wrong with the abominations he slops up in mommy’s kitchen.

“It’s like he doesn’t even know how to eat a sandwich.”

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka CookingNothing9

4 days ago | [YT] | 6

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Todd Weiss heating up slop from a jar.

Not real Italian Gravy.

‪@cookingthings9‬ aka CookingNothing9

6 days ago | [YT] | 10