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I’m not a life coach — I’m more of a life detour.

Here you’ll find daily doses of motivational garbage, backwards wisdom, and the kind of advice that’ll absolutely ruin your life if you take it seriously. (Please don’t.)

💡 Manifest mediocrity.
📅 Procrastinate with passion.
🚩 Collect red flags like they’re NFTs.

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