This channel is under hiatus D: (I WILL BE BACK SOON)

[Not meant for kids under the age of 12 — GO BACK TO YOUR IPAD LITTLE TIMMY] Hello! I normally post memes and stuff for shorts and gameplay videos for longform content, however sometimes I will post show reviews and reactions as well! Be prepared for the randomest upload schedule you will ever find and the randomest group of content forms you will ever see! :3

Business inquiries: ax0l0tl.da.bald@gmail.com
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Bald Axolotl

What’s this? Seems like assets for an… OBJECT SHOW?! Very mysterious…

1 day ago | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

I just finished watching Amphibia and, without any spoilers, lemme just say the ending almost brought me to tears. It takes a lot for a show to do that!

Now is time for spoiler (WARNING TO DA PPL WHO HAVE NOT SEEN FINALE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)















First off, the Calamity Girls’ battle against the Core felt like I was witnessing a final battle from Sonic in real time, and Anne’s acceptance of having to leave the world of Amphibia was a good reminder to treasure the moments spent with those close to you, because you never know when you might lose them. Sasha, Marcy, and the Plantars had satisfying endings as well! (SPRIG = GRUNKLE FORD THEORY REAL?!!!! 😱) Andrias and Grime also had really good redemptions, and the whole thing with Leif starting a family in Wartwood hoping for Andrias’s return to kindness was really sweet. (What is it with big menacing rulers like Asgore and Andrias becoming gardeners?) Overall, everyone had satisfying endings that didn’t feel rushed or cash-grabby, even with the more side characters like Sylvia and Maddie. Will def rewatch after I’m done with Steven Universe and the like! <:3

2 days ago | [YT] | 1

Bald Axolotl

Hey y’all! Started this community 4 ppl who wanted to chat in a safe space! We are free of judgement here! (at least I am)

Rules for the community:

1. If you are trying to start a discussion, PLEASE be civil. I won’t moderate like a helicopter parent, but please just have some common sense and don’t berate ppl for their opinion. Thanks! :3

2. Don’t harass other ppl. This message is mainly against sexual harassment, but it also applies to death threats and verbal bullying. In short, just be a decent human being :3

3. Finally, have fun! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

4 days ago | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

!! ATTENTION !!

The school year has started once more, so I shall be relatively silent for a while :3

In the meantime here’s a face reveal

5 days ago | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

In the meantime take this [updated] photo of a divorced man I found on the street and his mangy ahh dog

6 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

Something huge is arriving.

In about like a year.

Maybe more.

Idk atp with my bad work ethic.

But it shall arrive eventually.

Most likely.

Um.

Idk how to stop typing.

Help.

D:

6 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

Thank GOD YouTube didn’t claim me

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Bald Axolotl

K so the post two posts ago? Lie. Yes I still will be making content, but unfortunately not as frequently as I planned. I’ll still try to put out content for u guys tho!

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

Chat new video

(Image never not anti-unrelated)

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

Bald Axolotl

Ok so that previous post? That was a lie

The new deal is that once I get my new phone expect monthly uploads k?


Also I will be showing my face more often now that I’ve burned bridges with my HORRIBLE MIDDLE SCHOOL so yippee y’all get to see my ugly ahh face!!

1 month ago | [YT] | 0