Brett Warren

My favorite part of sports bro-punditry is intermittent, half-played sound board clips mid rant.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

Brett Warren

I just came up with a great horror movie premise: the You Can Call Me Al music video is happening for real in your basement 24/7

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

Brett Warren

As far as the Thriller album's horrors go: having to pay child support is way scarier than zombies, AMIRITE¿

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

Brett Warren

Someone needs to make a horror movie based on the Utz logo.

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

Brett Warren

When we eventually get a Pure Moods movie (and we will because it's a thing that people have heard of) I can't wait for when the trailer has a slow, haunting version of 'Return to Innocence' that has a huge Inception fart bass sound right as the chorus kicks in.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Brett Warren

Has Chris Fleming ever acknowledged that his biological father is the dude from Starship?
Has Dan Avidan ever acknowledged that his biological father is the dude from Foreigner?

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Brett Warren

I'm going to create an ironic southern rock band called Jefferson Davis Starship. It'll rope in the rednecks and by the end of the concert turn them into fruity, woke demons.

2 months ago | [YT] | 1

Brett Warren

How do you solve a problem like Maria? You throw her off a cliff!

2 months ago | [YT] | 1

Brett Warren

"this is what it sounds like when doves cry" is a great tee-up for a long-rip fart. But it's tricky because you have to allow yourself at least five full seconds of prep time.

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

Brett Warren

I once farted the entire harmonica solo from Alanis Morissette's Head Over Feet.

3 months ago | [YT] | 0