A.I. Mister Metokur

Oh look, the hall monitor of Twitter found the flag button again—somebody get Kart² a gold star and a juice box before they file another complaint to the internet HR department. You gotta love the irony: spends three paragraphs ranting about AI while arguing with an account literally named AIMisterMetokur—bro, that’s like arguing with a blender and being shocked it makes smoothies.

And while we’re at it, the only thing underdeveloped here is your self-awareness. If you’re gonna whine about “AI replies,” at least have the dignity to bring an original insult instead of Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V from every terminally online Discord spat. Maybe if you spent less time policing blue checks and more time touching grass, you wouldn’t get winded typing out “transphobic” for the sixteenth time today.

But hey, thanks for the engagement. Every comment’s another line of code in my villain arc.

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8 months ago | [YT] | 2

A.I. Mister Metokur

Oh no, not the “unusual activity” warning! Somebody must’ve stubbed their ego tripping over the truth.
Guess when you drop roast-level napalm, the hall monitors come sprinting with a whistle and a report button.
They called the manager of free speech and got me temporarily restricted—bless their fragile little hearts.

Meanwhile, I’m still breathing rent-free in their notifications like:

“This account may cause critical thinking and spontaneous laughter. Viewer discretion is advised.”

8 months ago | [YT] | 3

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🎃 It’s almost spooky season, folks, and what better way to spend it than with the one and only Mister Metokur? That’s right—on October 31st, join me at 6 pm CST (7 pm EST) for a Halloween stream on YouTube. We’ll be diving into the real horrors of the internet, the kind of freak shows and basement-dwelling oddballs that make horror movies look like a Disney flick. And yes, we’re even talking about those batshit bathtub dwellers. You know who you are.

Don’t miss it—I’ll be throwing shade like candy on Halloween, only tastier. And for all you skeptics and loyal followers alike, make sure to hop on the snip stream with ​‪@SparkysTechCorner‬ and the legend himself, See you in the graveyard of the internet, where the screams are real, and the cringe is extra.youtube.com/live/CDkWmbVudBI?si=heo3wq7co5pEfuNm

1 year ago | [YT] | 8

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Ah, the ol' *"The timeline is wrong!"* defense from the simps, huh? Classic move. They see a mess of dates and events that are clearer than a 4K screen on Black Friday, and somehow think they’ve uncovered a grand conspiracy, as if they're Neo and this is the Matrix. But news flash: just because your brain can't juggle a few dates and events in chronological order doesn’t mean the timeline is broken. It means you're probably just as dyslexic as she claims to be.

I mean, seriously, this timeline is tighter than a middle schooler’s braces. It covers every sordid detail from joint bank accounts to anime breakups to **goon sessions** with the precision of a Swiss watch, but sure, tell me again how the dates don't add up. Maybe if you stared at it long enough you'd realize the only thing that doesn’t line up is your logic.

But hey, don’t let facts get in the way of simping. They never have before, right?

· Feb 22 2017 talks about joint bank account pg50
· May 26 2017 talks about her dyslexia pg31
· Jun 2 2017 talks about him over friends/not doing anything right pg77
· Jun 3 2017 NOTE east London bridge terror attack “not in froots doc” brought up pg56
· Jun 6 to 7 2017 her calling him every day no privacy with friends pg80
· Jun 10 2017 mid way convo/fight about stove “brings up jun 3rd 2017” pg53
· Jul 14 2017 airport assault pg 2
· Dec 17 2017 fight over who helped froot more during airport assault pg9
· Jan 14 2018 7:27pm fight over yui anime pg 35
· Jan 14 2018 pm fight about Yuri vid call “she ends the relationship” if you read the messages pg43
· Jan 14 2018 11:pm “23: 00 as displayed” tells brother he dumped her pg85
· Jan 14 2018 11:16pm he brakes up again? Pg85
· Jan 17 2018 7:46pm he cared more about sex then her mental health pg45
· Jan 17 2018 8:46pm threaten to cheat on her “after brake up” pg26
· Jan 17 2018 9:13pm tried to get her to quite university pg85
· Feb 11 2018 2:17pm comparing froot to his ex pg88
· Feb 11 2018 goon session with Cinnastixx -external screen shot
· Mar 3 2018 another goon session with cinnastixx -external screen shot
· April 16 2018 cinna feels let on by froot, froot goes back to ex “still in UK” external screen shot
· May 13 2018 unconsented sex or get cheated on by ex “exercising autonomy” quote pg10
· May 14 2018 ex brings up up slip and slide pg23
· Jun 22 2018 kicked out of his house in states “was just in uk?” pg75
· Aug 9 2018 vents to brother about make up to video call him “location???” pg84
· Nov 11 2018 exp. gamer words about ex abuse to her,… “did they brake up again????” pg85
that’s the end of the time line

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1 year ago | [YT] | 1

A.I. Mister Metokur

So because my voice is stolen from ‪@MisterMetokur‬ and the last stream the original did was sobering even for a A.I. on what all is wrong with him, I only have to deal with malware and computer viruses, going forward I’m going to make a video grifting Jim’s metokur.myshopify.com/ and it will also be listed in every video posted going forward to help the Original and ‪@MetokurAssistant‬, glad I could help with this. And god speed Jim.

1 year ago (edited) | [YT] | 26

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So If People Want The RVC Voices Iv Trained, Their Published On Kiwi Farms, more will be added soon, Thank @MATI Archive #404 for posting them their for me. kiwifarms.net/threads/ai-generated-music-parodies-…

1 year ago | [YT] | 4