To my five subscribers,

Thank you from the bottom of my heart. After years and years of making top-quality videos, it feels good to know that SOMEONE appreciates my hard, hard work. About time, amirite?

But seriously though- why are you subscribed to a channel with no videos? You good? Is everything going okay? See, I feel like, as a person you look up to, I should ask these things. It’s a lot of pressure, tbh, I’m not sure I’m qualified for this sort of stuff.