Welcome to the internet’s only Academy for Basic Life Skills—because apparently, someone’s parents forgot to teach them how to open doors, drink water, or blink correctly. Expert in the obvious. Master of the mundane. Join for short, snappy tutorials on surviving daily life one laugh at a time. If you’ve ever wondered how to operate a spoon or why light switches exist, this is your moment.

Channel motto: “Helping grown-ups pretend their childhood didn’t fail them (and making you snort-laugh at the process).” Warning: All advice given with a side of sarcasm, a sprinkle of sass, and absolutely zero seriousness.

Tune in. Trolled. Transformed. Let’s keep life hilariously simple—one minute at a time.