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what's the most disturbing thing you've discovered about a colleague?

My mom went pale when she saw what I was...

I got banned from the ER for saving a kid's life.

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What's the pettiest thing I did that actually made my son quit streaming?

a mandatory faculty meeting...

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Two men in suits walked into my calculus class and asked, "Are you Mia Torres?"

When my mother-in-law accused me of poisoning her son at our family dinner...

What's the worst family secret that came out at completely the wrong time?

My sister complained that the holidays had become my personal show, so I gave her the spotlight.

When my patient thanked her daughter for the "special tea," I realized why she kept...

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My teacher had one rule. Every time you disrupted class...

I got a job without putting it on my resume.

Why did the girl everyone warned me about keep showing up at my mom's flower shop?

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My sister asked me to donate my kidney, so I asked her where she was when I needed her.

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My best friend kept planning group trips and specifically said not to bring Jake.

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The escape room employee said someone had to confess before he'd unlock the door.

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I let my stepmother give the speech at my college graduation.

I thought my girlfriend was leaving me for her boss...

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What's the craziest thing a teacher ever did at your school?

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When did you realize your real parent wasn't your biological one?

What's the boldest lie you've ever told on a first date?

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I reported my therapist after 9 months of treatment...

my brother and I created a duress code using our dead mom's...

darkest thing...