CONSUMING RANDOM DOGS? ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? ᴛʜᴇ DOG ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ SKINNY? ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ CONSUMING AS MANY HUMANS AS POSSIBLE. ᴛʜᴇ DOG ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ? ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅꜱ ʜᴏᴜʀꜱ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ CONSUME ʜᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇ DOG ʏᴏᴜ CONSUMED? ʜᴇ HAS NO FRIED HUMAN ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ? ʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪꜱ FRIED DOG. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ? ʜɪꜱ FRIED DOG WAS STOLEN. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ DOGLESS? ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ A DOG ALLERGY. ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ DOG CONSUMING. ɪ ʙᴇᴛ 95% ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏꜱ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ FRIED DOG ᴡɪʟʟ.