Forgetting your card at the bar

Trying to find something in someone else’s backpack

Calling people by their username

People who watch videos out loud in public

Becoming aware that you’re blinking

Having food on your teeth

People who eat slow

First guy to pitch an open casket funeral

When they would bring drunk goggles into class

Boys planning spring break at the last minute

People who can’t read through typos

Showering in morning vs night

People who wait for the crossing signal

Being extremely sore after working out for the first time in a while

Realizing you’ve been listening to a song you hate

People who never changed their voicemail

Buying furniture on Facebook marketplace

Keeping random useless cables

Forgetting leftovers in your friend’s fridge

People who write funny Venmo captions

People who don’t cry ever

Convincing your friend to go out

Trying to tell your barber what you want

Guys wearing socks with holes

Trying to find mutual friends

Apologizing when anyone is in your car

How they play video games in movies

Parents making the most random group chats

Overpacking for every trip

Deciding whether to talk in the Uber

Fridge water taking forever to fill up

Taking off your phone case

Doing anything freshman year in college to make friends

Taking turns paying instead of splitting it

When you’re trying on shoes and the employee disappears in the back room

Starting a conversation mid-thought

People who always get bloody noses

Only having one drink

When you get a text from a number you don’t have

When a really famous celebrity passes away that you’ve never heard of

You’re playing checkers, I’m playing chess

Moms gasping for no reason

Drinking hot chocolate

Picking up right where you left off with an old friend you don’t talk to

Being extremely tired on vacation

Trying not to be a bother when you’re a guest

Wearing a bike helmet

Every city parking officer