Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

Hello everyone, welcome to DSP vlahgs. This is the youtube destination for compilations of Darksydephil being a tit. If you're more into gameplay or more edited content is your cup of tea fuck off, Phil's too lazy for that shit. I hope you enjoy your stay, see you later. (For any morahns this channel is in no way affiliated with DarkSydePhil and is satirical, don’t blame me if my comedic take is too close to reality)


Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

DSP when he’s in a 400 mile radius of a Velcro wallet that won’t open for him

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 372

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

Take a trip down memory lane for one of my favourite DSP moments recounting the story of when HE WAS ROBBED (of a single reusable shopping bag)

https://youtu.be/hqBYgdfASS4?si=FELl0...

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 32

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

When it’s your 44th Birthday, you are sat alone eating in your ‘office’ by yourself and an anonymous tip hasn’t come in for $44,000 to reward you for 44 years successfully survived

1 month ago | [YT] | 442

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

$55 Slay the Spire 2 stream baby 🎉🥳

“WORST SUPPORTED STREAM ALL YEAR” - Phil Burnell

WHERE THE HELL WAS EVERYONE?!

1 month ago | [YT] | 410

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All, A DETRACTOR HAS INFILTRATED THE WASHINGTON POWER GRID AND TURNED OFF MY POWER TO STOP ME STREAMING!

THESE MOUTH-DROOLERS ARE RUINING MY BUSINESS AND HAVE NOT COME TO ME DIRECTLY TO FIX MY ISSUE WHICH IS AFFECTING MANY PEOPLE.

WHAT CAN I DO NOW?

SPEND TIME WITH MY WIFE?!

ABSOLUTELY NAHT!

2 months ago | [YT] | 315

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BREAKING

YouTuber DarksydePhil (Phil Burnell) launches GoFundMe campaign after “life threatening injury” derails his gaming career.

The ‘sussessful’ streamer is asking for $165100 after receiving a paper cut from a DoorDash delivery bag.

2 months ago | [YT] | 357

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

Wow the Max Payne remake is looking ROUGH

2 months ago | [YT] | 408

Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs

This week I dropped my video on the worst rage quit playthroughs of the last year. If you want to see how CHILL, PAHSITIVE and MEANINGFUL DSP’s streams have been in 2025 check it out below

https://youtu.be/XZO1vundTH0?si=djx-n...

4 months ago | [YT] | 33

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Hello ‪@marvel‬ my older brother has several MAJOR learning disabilities but he loves Doctor Doom.

What do you think of his painting? He loves your comics and movies!

He gets bullied a lot online for being a mouth drooling mentally ill moron who can’t solve puzzles without yellow paint. 😔🥺😭

4 months ago | [YT] | 479

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🙏 Thank You Comcast 🙏

5 months ago | [YT] | 316