Andrew Wolf

Prepare for the Most Brutal Night of Your Life! 💀🔥

Are you ready to descend into the hilariously horrific abyss of pure, unrelenting chaos? Join us for a night of satirical death metal madness—where the riffs are heavier than your worst hangover, and the lyrics are so absurdly brutal they’ll have you laughing through the apocalypse.

🎸 Lineup:
• Blasphemous beasts: Wolf Summons Baby
• Domestic death-dealers: No Falkes Given
• Satanic shredders: Ethris
• Children Haters: Level the Compound

Expect guttural growls, relentless drums, and stage antics so unholy they’ll make you question your life choices (and laugh at the same time). It’s all in good fun—think of it as a heavy-metal horror comedy where no taboo is too ridiculous to tackle.

Come for the chaos, stay for the satire. Warning: This show is not for the faint of heart…or the overly serious. 🤘

📍 Venue: Neptunes Parlour
📅 Date: November 18th
⏰ Time: Doors open at 6:30pm

Disclaimer: This show is a parody of metal’s most extreme tropes. Leave your outrage at the door and come prepared to headbang, laugh, and embrace the absurdity.

1 year ago | [YT] | 2

Andrew Wolf

Brutality and carnage slamming its way to a town near you. Don’t miss our first ever tour with our first ever mini-album release. Message for details!

1 year ago | [YT] | 2

Andrew Wolf

April 7 @flatirongso

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@ahh.band
@wolfsummonsbaby
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@axialflowband

1 year ago | [YT] | 1

Andrew Wolf

My most recent video, Wolf Summons Baby - Rest is for the Living (Official Lyric Video), is a song that is supposed to represent what it would be like if Sion from League of Legends was the vocalist of a death metal band.

Do you think it is accurate?

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