The story behind my tattoo #tat #tattoo #ink #twitch #standupcomedy

She wouldn’t let me get a word in #drink #drunk #tequila #tipsy #standupcomedy

In line for a roller coaster is crazy #magicmountain #rollercoasters #ride #ring #standupcomedy

The last time I saw my mom #mom #son #kid #rip #standupcomedy

School was easy for me #cheat #school #teacher #disability #standupcomedy

Ya win some ya lose some #AGT #americasgottalent #magic #magician #standupcomedy

She just had to know how the hot dog was #hotdog #hungry #eat #funny #standupcomedy

Don’t get married at Wal Mart #walmart #target #ring #engaged #standupcomedy

He waited too long #married #ring #couple #engaged #standupcomedy

Couple gets engaged at baseball game #married #ring #baseball #brewers #standupcomedy

The best I’ve ever explained what I have #bowling #dating #jesus #disability #standupcomedy

Father and son leave then come back #bathroom #father #son #kids #standupcomedy

Rude guy had something to add #rude #voice #crazy #funny #standupcomedy

Your therapist isn’t always right #therapist #mentalwellness #wife #cheat #standupcomedy

Trying to help these dudes out here #dating #broke #job #married #standupcomedy

You gotta use what ya got #tourettes #disability #job #work #standupcomedy

This guys wife was bullying him #wife #married #bully #disability #standupcomedy

Almost got stuck in this mall down #married #proposal #target #ring #Standupcomedy

I started my career young #comedy #job #career #mall #standupcomedy

Proposed at Olive Garden #Italian #olivegarden #family #married #standupcomedy

Fire alarm went off during my set #fire #alarm #tornado #safe #standupcomedy

Always finish your coffee #coffee #drink #wife #married #standupcomedy

Guy proposed in a haunted house #scary #haunted #spooky #ghost #standupcomedy

Lady thought I was sad #sad #happy #couple #divorce #standupcomedy

I don’t think this guy was there for the right reasons #police #AGT #standupcomedy

Kids don’t hold back #kids #daughter #bully #disability #standupcomedy

Woman didn’t like my shirt and just had to let me know #shirt #fit #dress #disney #standupcomedy

Taking a shower isn’t that tough #shower #bath #dirty #disability #standupcomedy

Are you old enough to be here #age #kid #old #young #standupcomedy

Does your wife bully you #wife #married #bully #disability #standupcomedy

Lady wouldn’t stop screaming it was her friends birthday #birthday #disability #standupcomedy

My wife wants more kids #wife #kids #daddy #parent #standupcomedy

Nothing like the love of a brother #bro #family #disability #starbucks #standupcomedy

What is romance #drive #car #married #ring #standupcomedy

I’m considering Botox #Botox #frozen #tic #disability #standupcomedy

Divorced couple still hangin out #divorce #single #couple #married #standupcomedy

Got asked to bless someone’s marriage #blessed #marriage #prayer #couple #standupcomedy

Lady fell asleep #sleep #nap #military #marriage #standupcomedy

Don’t come for my wife #wife #married #dog #name #standupcomedy

Mom ruins marriage proposal #mom #married #ring #party #standupcomedy

Guy yelled his girl has the same shirt as me #disabled #tourettes #shirt #fit #standupcomedy

Therapy is so important #therapy #therapist #couple #cheating #standupcomedy

Guy made his girl mad while proposing #fight #couple #relationship #engaged #standupcomedy

I have all kinds of clothes #clothes #fit #basic #shirt #standupcomedy

Old man had enough #standupcomedy #old #bye #life

The flex here was I don’t know any Toby Keith songs #country #music #bed #tractor #standupcomedy

Which one of your siblings hurt you the most #siblings #family #bully #sisters #standupcomedy

The world is full of color #Disneyland #Disney #color #proposal #standupcomedy