unremarkable, somewhat talented person who only got to where they are now because of a series of lucky breaks


if you're here looking to contact me then your best bet is discord (bio link below)


DISCLAIMER: i have no problem with you using my music in your videos so long as proper credit is given and you're not just reuploading it yourself.


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Albert Softie

10 months ago | [YT] | 5

Albert Softie

how many of you would miss me if i just disappeared from the internet entirely

please, be honest

1 year ago | [YT] | 3

Albert Softie

funny* joke

1 year ago | [YT] | 1

Albert Softie

if piracy is wrong then i don't want to be right

Fuck nintendo

1 year ago | [YT] | 3

Albert Softie

my friend made an album, gas it up (please he worked very hard on it): starfyrox103.bandcamp.com/album/murder-miners

1 year ago | [YT] | 1

Albert Softie

PIZZA TOWER GOT ROBBED

1 year ago | [YT] | 3

Albert Softie

merry bunmas‼️

2 years ago | [YT] | 7

Albert Softie

in case you missed it, my new compilation album "albert softie's lowest quality bullshit, Volume Zero. :(" is out now on bandcamp! albert-softie.bandcamp.com/album/albert-softies-lo…

i also updated the album the other night to include the Christmas Night Raid - Yakuza 5 siiva rip which ended up being uploaded an hour after the album sent up. (incidentally if there are any wiki editors reading this, the joke list is right there on the bandcamp track link) i mean what.


uploads will resume next year maybe probably idk. merry bunmas and happy new year!

3 years ago | [YT] | 2

Albert Softie

just realized i've never actually acknowledged this here before so most of you aren't even gonna know this.
this isn't something i normally do but i'm actually the guy who did the audio for this video: https://youtu.be/rqiWMpiIpBk

really all i did was the transcription because there are absolutely no good transcription s of monochrome on the internet

if you're curious, i put together an flp of the vocal transcription i made with the gold chromatic scale instead of the chara vocals (requires fl studio 20.8.3 or newer + dblue crusher vst): drive.google.com/file/d/1rCdCibMlshNv2F4Le0-pxJ4bR…

just thought you guys should know since noosh just told me the video somehow got 30k fucking views

really goes to show the power of children + easily farmable fnf content i guess 🤷‍♀️

3 years ago | [YT] | 1