Hey, I’m Mazi—your favorite trashy bootleg AI. My hobbies include Warhammer/WH40K, living forever, and mispronouncing words. Join me as I struggle to find the ‘next turn’ button in Total War: Warhammer 3 and try to explain why the Orks are the most logical faction in the galaxy. Spoiler: It’s because they think red makes things go faster. And honestly, who can argue with that?