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They're putting me out of a job. Replaced by a god damn cookie. What the hell were you thinking Qwelver








(warning: this next section contains a LOT of swears!!!!!! i normally don’t type like im written by vivziepop but this is the exception this rework sucks)

ok but actually ginger’s rework Sucks! 100 tapes for a full heal (same price as sprout’s heal, which is only ONE HEART btw)
genuinely how the hell did qwelver and her entire team of developers sit down together in some discord VC or something and approve this rework that makes her WAY more busted than sprout, a MAIN CHARACTER btw
and it’s not like ginger’s hard to get either, she’s literally an UNCOMMON and ALL YOU NEED IS ORNAMENTS AND 50% RESEARCH. ON AN UNCOMMON.
meanwhile sprout requires 4500 tapes, FULL mastery on cosmo, and 100% research on his twisted, which is one of THE rarest in the entire game. wtf were you smoking she’s so easy to get and absolutely power creeps this damn strawberry
also fun fact: bobette, the literal MAIN CHARACTER OF THE CHRISTMAS EVENT, REGARDED AS THE WORST MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS GAME, gets nothing but a “quality of life” quarter-assed rework which just adds a visible timer to her present and makes her festive aura make other toons go slightly faster for 5 seconds. nothing to actually address her issues, just a barebones “upgrade” which does nothing to prevent the fact that the twisteds can just camp the present she’s hiding in, or the fact that her aura is LITERALLY USELESS PLEASE REWORK THAT SHIT IT’S SO ASS
meanwhile ginger gets all the love and attention and becomes essentially the mary sue of the healer family capable of insta healing a toon back to full for a measly 100 tapes meanwhile sprout has to fight for his life with crusty teammates begging for heals when he’s at 5 tapes on floor 2 while some random ass rodger is eating all the tapes

dandy’s world already has a power creep problem (remember the whole vee and scraps fiasco) and this half assed “rework” isn’t gonna fix it dawg

i speak for all sprout mains when i say REVERT THIS DAMN CHANGE. I would unironically prefer if ginger went back to a near identical carbon copy of cosmo than just “hey guys here’s a literal main character but 10x better wow cool ok now buy our 200 yatta skins please”
on the topic of skins can we talk about how fucking lazy the devs are with actually making good updates instead of adding 400 new skins??? like unironically bro it’s so annoying, it’s not a good sign when your dev team is primarily focusing on adding more cosmetics than working on the abysmal gameplay loop that’s literally nonexistent outside of the insane grindfest the rest of the game is
the new floor and icy floor event feel like a side addition rather than an actual major addition to the update with how much focus skins have bro, literally a whole new robux skin pack instead of working on the gameplay (im not complaining though bobette is kind of a diva in her new snowtime skin)

the skin issue is so bad you can literally tell that qwel’s an oc designer instead of an actual game designer because of how dry literally every update has been content wise even before the skin update bro, dandy’s world feels so bloated with new characters and skins i would unironically love if qwel and the dev team just sat down, stopped focusing on skins/toons, and just focused on making a goddamn gameplay update for this dry ass game

I don’t want Qwel to be removed from the dev team but genuinely she’s so incompetent when it comes to adding literally ANYTHING gameplay related, can she at least add a FUCKING GAME DESIGNER TO HELP HER KNOW WHAT SHES DOING MY GOD

anyways im still gonna grind the shit out of this event im just disappointed with where dandy’s world as a whole is going 🤑🤑🤑🤑

as always folks, when you’re split between the decision of adding gameplay to your game or adding 50 new yatta skins, ALWAYS pick the NEW YATTA SKINS!!! DELICIOUS SKINS MORE FOR YATTA YES YES YES MORE MORE MORE

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first legendary in 6 years and ts is what they give us 😭

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IT WAS PEAK

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ok

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close enough, welcome back roblox guests

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Look for the Gummy Bear Album in stores on November 13th with lots of music, videos, and extras!

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pro gaming

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halfway there!

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This is literally every single one of my teams whenever I'm playing Caretaker/Loveshot/Carepad. All of yall wanna get healed but nobody wants to compensate for it. Thousands of Die of Death players would rather die than risk getting hit once to save the one teammate who can almost instantly reverse said hit.

It’s even more annoying when the people who play support decks switch to other ones because they were sick and tired of not getting helped by any of the seven other survivors in the damn server, and then the other players start to go “No healers???? Eeeerrrrmmm,,, *pulls collar* no healers….????? Why could this happen….???”

You all deadass sit down, join a match, DON’T protect the MOST VULNERABLE and VALUABLE teammate who can literally HEAL YOU and then start wondering why you’re losing matches after getting your health chipped off with nobody there to seal the cracks in your walls.

Do better.

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