MARRIAGE LESSONS WITH VICTORIA

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MARRIAGE LESSONS WITH VICTORIA

This is the story of my life 🧬

Uwa m 🥲🥲

When I got married my husband made a shocking revelation

On that faithful day,I cooked a very delicious oha soup, that was my first main food I cooked right after the wedding
I proudly served the food on the table and was about to showcase my wonder cooking skills
This man came to the table,we always eat together regularly back then

Immediately I uncovered the food,I didn't see the excitement on his face,it was like he was disappointed 😞😞
.... do you know what this man did?..he just used one of the side plates and picked some of the meat and was eating

I assumed he maybe preferred to eat meat before eating the swallow ( semo) to savour the delicious meal I made and maybe perhaps praise me for being a good cook

He ate up his meat and washed his hands

I was aghast 😲😲

Why are you not eating nah?

He said he doesn't eat oha soup 😲😲

I was flaberoverwhelmed😱😱

What do you mean you don't eat oha soup?

He said infact let him just tell me the truth

Now this is the revelation.......

I don't eat oha soup
I don't eat onugbu soup
I don't eat okro soup
I don't eat ogbono soup
I don't eat ofe nsalla
I don't eat spaghetti
I don't eat igbugbu ji ( white yam and sauce)
I don't eat...
I don't eat....
I don't eat...

Hey chim oh 😳😳
Ogini ka m ji isi kote?

By this time I knew I have entered one chance 😲

Which Igbo man does not eat ofe onugbu,ofe oha and all the foods you mentioned?

Like seriously?

I asked him.... but you eat these foods when you visit our house during our courtship,why didn't you tell me you didn't like them?

Because I didn't want to scare you or loose you he said, actually my mom has managed me so well and I don't know if I can change

In my heart....I am not your mom oo, and I don't know how we are going to do this marriage

Igbo man that doesn't eat Igbo food is that one correct Igbo man?
I asked in my mind

So I asked him, so what do you eat?

I eat tea and bread
I eat conflakes
I eat akamu and akara, moimoi,beans
I eat okpa and bread
I eat rice and beans
I eat plantain and eggs
I eat Indomie
I eat rice and stew

I said wait... don't you eat swallow?😲😲

He continued...
I eat Egusi and semo
I eat vegetable soup and semo or pounded yam

I don't eat akpu....

Me: Chim oooh 😲
I don enter wahala

In my mother's house you eat whatever is served, you must eat it oh,by faya by force weda you like it or not

This one I fell into the hands of a picky eater , how am I going to cope?

God abeg oh 🙏🙏

Well,I had to brace up,I don enter I don enter,there must be a way out

I make four types of soup every weekend and it lasts for two weeks but I was observed something overtime

When we are eating,If it's the type of soup he doesn't like is what I want to eat,I give him his choice and while eating, he will use his swallow and take my ogbono soup, the same soup he doesn't like
Maybe twice or thrice and continue with his own soup maybe just to make me happy

I began noticing as time went on that like play like play he one day ate my onugbu soup with me without touching his own soup

I pretended like I don't notice

One afternoon,I boiled white yarn with the skin just like it is on the post here,made pepper sauce with plenty of onions,the aroma was reaching heaven

It was on a Saturday
He was sleeping
I served my food like it is in this picture, turned on the fan and sat down on the floor,spread out my legs to begin to enjoy my local meal

He woke up and came out from the bedroom,saw me where I was spread out enjoying my food, is this not the type of food he doesn't like?
I told him to give me a few minutes to finish eating then I will arrange his own kind of food for him

Oma,guy man sat down on the floor, spread himself like I did and began to eat this yam with me 😲😲🤣🤣

Chop 1
Chop2
Chop 3

Na so like play like play this man follow me finish this food and short my ration.I no come belleful because I didn't add his mouth for the food

After everything, he said to me,my wife,I was perceiving the aroma of this food from my dream and had to cut my sleep to come and see what it is you are cooking

The aroma was distracting me,he said 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He asked me when will I cook it again? I said but you said you don't like igbugbu ji,he said not this type, this one is different 🤣

Me I laughed and laughed 🤣🤣🤣

Today,all those things this man said he doesn't eat,he is eating them and licking hand, except for spaghetti which he is just managing to endure

I conquered him with my food,I am a very good cook,I won him over without any complaints

Just like that

Somebody congratulate me biko

Ka Chineke mezie okwu 🙏

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