TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

I’m Farsy, also known as the Battle Dwarf — a fiery red-haired gaming gremlin bringing chaotic co-op, survival suffering, ridiculous commentary, and the occasional dwarf rant about modern gaming nonsense.

I’m also The Only Real Girl Gamer™.

Bejeweled? Man, get that stuff outta here. Expect the unexpected: explosions, headshots, sneaking, tomfoolery, questionable decisions and...actual gaming!

On this channel you’ll find live streams, funny gaming Shorts, Battle Dwarf commentary and reviews, co-op chaos, betrayal, bad choices, and games that absolutely want us dead.

If you like survival games, hilarious multiplayer nonsense, and a creator with strong opinions and dwarven levels of stubbornness, welcome to the forge.


TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

Meet the clan: COSMO
Occupation: Professional Pet Demander, Tug-of-War Champion, Mom's Shadow
Weight: 116lb
Special Ability: Vocal Range — From Ear-Piercing Tattletale to “You Should Probably Run”
Primary Complaint: Insufficient Pets
Resolution: More Pets. Obviously. Or you get the sad eyes...

3 weeks ago |[YT] | 4

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

Meet the clan: ROSE
Occupation - Toe Destroyer, Keep Away, Antagonizing of Cosmo
Weight: 106lb
Special Ability: Occupying Mom's Space
Criminal Record: Many Priors
Remorse: NONE

3 weeks ago |[YT] | 2

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

This is....absurd. In an amazing way. 10 days ago I was shocked at the ZOOOOOOM my channel did from 115 to 136. This morning I wake up and I see I'm 3 from 200. Like....NANI?! You all are amazing people, and if you're new here, welcome to the forge. And if you've stuck around for a while, you know who you are thank you all. :)

3 weeks ago |[YT] | 5

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

I genuinely don’t even know what to say right now.

I started this morning at 115 subscribers. I’m ending the day at 136.

Today’s No Man’s Sky stream was one of the most fun streams I’ve ever had. People were chatting, helping, lurking, laughing with me, subscribing, following, and just hanging out around the forge.

For the first time in a long time, it really felt like I wasn’t just streaming into the void — it felt like a community.

Thank you. Seriously. Whether you talked, lurked, subscribed, followed, or just spent a little time with me today, you made my whole damn week. ❤️

Apparently I live in No Man’s Sky now.

1 month ago |[YT] | 4

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

Yooooo! We're at 110! That totally snuck up on me! Thank you and welcome to everyone that's new, and old, to the little slice of my craziness. :) Look forward to continued solo playing of Crimson Desert, we're going to be doing a BG3 campaign (evil) with Clan, myself and Digi, and probably ballistically saying hi to aliens in Aliens Fireteam 2 for a bit. Of course, it's always cloudy with a chance of sprinkles of random games.

1 month ago |[YT] | 2

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

What's this? Almost 100 subscribers?! WHAT?! Let's goooooo thank you EVERYONE for trusting me with something that's so precious...time. I enjoy all the comments, the fun, the chat and even the lurkers showing up for me. Thank you again and I can't wait to see what happens next!!!

2 months ago |[YT] | 3

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

BATTLE DWARF DOWN! ... sorry everyone, I've been really really quiet. I've got some medical that's going on to include a hospital stay. As soon as I'm feeling better I'll be on, a few days I'm sure.

Have a wonderful weekend and I'll see you asap!

4 months ago |[YT] | 2

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

Heyo! We're up to 89! Awesome guys! Keep it up! My goal today isn't to be the next biggest streamer, it's to have 100 solid people that love my content enough to give me the most precious thing in life -- time. You willing to sit here with me while I game means a ton, so thank you all that come and enjoy all the tom-foolery abounds! Small steps are meaningful steps for me! :)

5 months ago |[YT] | 1

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

What's Shakin'?! Do you see that number? Currently 88? Let's boost that! What else do you want to see the Battle Dwarf and Co. do?

6 months ago |[YT] | 1

TheOnlyRealGirlGamer | Battle Dwarf

Important Gremlin Announcement! I'd like to take a moment and introduce our new member of the Battle Dwarf Gaming club! You already know the zany acts Clan, Digi and Enigma. I'd like to introduce you to Zach, aka ‪@Reign_Of_Chaos03‬ aka Zach the Sacrificial La....errr.....uhhh Yes, Zach! What do you all think his Battle Dwarven worthy name should be?! Post in the comments below!

7 months ago |[YT] | 2