So close. 😂

This turtle attempted to cross a busy street. Wait for the end…the timing is insane.

Two hot moms. Zero urgency.

I expect full service during self-care.

MEN THAT COOK

Not my problem.

Park fail. 😂

He’s the next male super model. 😂

Was just trying to have a little fun, but my Doodle had other plans.

Showed Up Wasted To My Friend’s Birthday.

POV: you only had one kid…so now you’re the sibling 😂

POV: YOUR HOME WORKOUT TURNED INTO A FAMILY AFFAIR

ANOTHER MOMMY DAUGHTER BURP OFF. ROUND THREE.

POV: Trying to do a home workout. He wanted to cuddle.

I don’t care who you voted for. Our kids deserve better food.

THE WINE MADE ME SAY IT. 🤦‍♀️😂

When your 11 year old is more qualified to drive than you.

HOW I EASILY LOST FIVE POUNDS IN TEN DAYS. #shorts #weightloss

POV: Trying to Get My Kid to Bed Went Horribly Wrong

I don’t do casual.Even the golf cart deserved a look.

WHEN HE WEARS HIS GIRLFRIEND’S FUR JACKET OUT AND BECOMES THE MOST POPULAR GUY AT THE BAR

My elves pulled 6–7 cards and honestly… the accuracy is rude.

HOW I’M SURVIVING THE HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR

When You Accidentally Join a Golf Team…

She said dishes were “fun” today…so obviously I didn’t ask any follow-up questions. 😂

POV: When Your Kid Takes Over the Golf Cart

Your neighbors don’t pay your bills, so why dress for them? Confident mom era activated.

POV: Hot Mom +Jump Roping = Instant Chaos 😂

We were the most inappropriate parents at the 11-year-old’s party 😂

Real Housewives Missed Their Chance With Me.

Hot mom rant: The 67 thing has officially gone too far 😏 Moms, you know exactly what I mean.

The Halloween Pumpkin of The Year! #shorts #funny #67 #halloween

When he knows at the end of the day you’re an asset, not a liability. 😂

The World’s Biggest Zit #shorts #funny

How to raise kind kids, Not Entitled Monsters #shorts

THE HARDEST GAME TO WIN EVER! #shorts #funny

I’ve never seen so many bugs! Ugh!! #shorts #funny

BEEN TAKING THIS GROSS SHOT EVERYDAY #shorts

Loved This DIY face mask #shorts #skincare #DIY #viral

How I Got Kicked Out Of The HOA #shorts #funny

Will the rich poker guys like my enchiladas? shorts #funny

Tell me you’re the hot mom without telling me you’re the hot mom… #shorts #pov #funny

Pomeranian Catching Mosquitos #shorts #funntime

The #1 Mortgage Question I’ve Been Asked for 3 Years. #shorts #mortgage #mortgagerates

Turned The Grandma Suite Into a Casino and Bar #shorts #funny

How Easily Blondes Get Attention #shorts #funny

My Birthday Spankings Really Hurt! #shorts #funny

The Most Obnoxious Birthday Shoutout #shorts #funny