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Mr. High Quality

Investigations and tests will not continue until further activity is detected

1 year ago (edited) | [YT] | 10

Mr. High Quality

[40] Link: https://youtu.be/3GFcrgOjhlc?si=9B_X0...
Title: BG_00 (2) - eCrew Development Program

Differences from original track: The chords and melody have been changed and adjusted to the song "Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song" by The Living Tombstone.

Test results: After any test subject gets affected by this instance of SCP-3869-1, a human sized statue of Ronald McDonald will appear near the test subject's location and out of any range of human vision sitting on any available chair, bench or place to sit. This statue is completely inert until midnight begins. The statue will begin to move out of any range of human vision similar to SCP-173's abilities with the exception that it can only move by appearing somewhere to sit and that it will only aim to kill the test subject who watched this instance by turning its head 180 degrees from its normal position. Once the test subject is dead, the statue will disappear without a trace.

Miscellaneous notes: The statue will only be able to move before dawn. If the place where the test subject is sheltered/located does not have a place where someone can physically sit, the statue will not be able to approach, a test subject could easily survive several days in this way. The statue can only sit anywhere that is elevated less than 1 meter off the ground, but not less than 11 inches off the ground and adapting to that place or object, including objects such as desks, tables, buckets, long bricks, etc. All statues that are summoned by this instance are physically destructible by any conventional methods, but after approximately one minute another statue will appear and if the remains of the previously destroyed statue stop being observed by any range of human vision, these will disappear anomalously.

1 year ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

Mr. High Quality

[39] Link: https://youtu.be/vjZTjXxMMKc?si=3xIjy...
Title: Lost Woods (Emulator Version) - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Differences from original track: This is an arrangement of the advertised track using various Windows XP sound effects.

Test results: Any computer that plays this instance of SCP-3869-1 will perform a downgrade, upgrade or even a forced operating system change to Windows XP Professional x64 Edition after a system restart without the need to have a copy of it either on the computer itself or on an external storage unit, all this by completely anomalous means.

Miscellaneous notes: For some reason, during the OS installation process the system does not ask for any serial number, the screen asking for this requirement disappears completely.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

Mr. High Quality

[38] Link: https://youtu.be/KZUJA3NioHA
Title: Game Over - Namachuukei 68 (Romanized from "生中継68")

Differences from original track: The chords and melody have been changed and adjusted to the song "热爱105°C的你" by 阿肆.

Test results: The native language of the test subject affected by this instance will be forgotten and changed to Standard Chinese. Unlike test 26 with Peninsular Spanish, the test subject will not remember speaking his native language in his life, even claiming to have engaged in conversations in this language with people in his past who had never spoken this language in their lives.

As of January 13, 2023, it was discovered that once a test subject is affected by this instance for the first time, a space will be created in the Chinese civil registry with all vital information of the subject such as date of birth, place of birth, place of residence, marital status, etc; lastly, he will possess a unique identification number as if he were a native citizen, all this by completely anomalous means. As for some specific data, the place of birth and place of residence will be completely truthful, even if the subject was born outside China.

In addition to creating a space in the civil registry, the test subjects will also be given a space in the Social Credit System with the score of 999,999,999,999.999 credits. Thanks to this anomalously created score, members of the Chinese division of the foundation became aware of all these side effects because the creation of several slots with individuals with extremely high scores caused a temporary collapse of the system.

Miscellaneous notes: As of January 15, 2023, tests on this instance of SCP-3869-1 have been denied to avoid the attention of the Chinese government.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

Mr. High Quality

[37] https://youtu.be/gWhyiohksPc
Title: Title (Short Version) - Vib-Ribbon

Differences from original track: Unlike other rips usually published, this one is just a video of 5 bunnies being pet with part of the original track playing in the background. Background track has no changes at all

Test results: 5 bunnies of exactly the same characteristics as the bunnies in said video will appear out of any range of human vision in the room in which the test subject played the instance.

Miscellaneous notes: Subjects who interact with or are at a certain close distance from such bunnies claim to feel immense tranquility and happiness. As of June 15, 2023, class-d personnel or any site personnel who have had a stressful day are authorized to request voluntary testing for this specific instance of scp-3869-1, bunnies that have been created by this instance are released into the wild in a safe habitat.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

Mr. High Quality

[36] Link: https://youtu.be/71OnH0NRGB0
Title: Title Theme - Dr. Doe's Chemistry Quiz (18+)

Differences from original track: The chords and melody have been changed and adjusted to the song "Baaa" by Cyriak.

Test results: The side effects of this instance will only occur at the moment the affected subject plays the video game.
Once the subject plays said video game on the newgrounds site the effects will begin once the title screen is fully loaded. As the affected subject progresses through the video game, the subject's physical form will begin to undergo impossible and unexplainable changes

The following physical effects that the subject affected by this instance may present are completely random, as time goes by, the subject may suffer duplication, elongation, deformation and elimination of either limbs or small body parts such as ears, eyes, teeth, nails or even entire sections of his body such as his head or torso. If the subject suddenly stops playing the video game either by closing the browser window or turning off the device, he will retain the deformations or body changes without the possibility of reversing them.

If the subject persists in continuing to play, there is a risk that the physical changes will be really extreme. As an example, subject D-1080 ended up as a deformed mass with limbs and several eyes in various parts of his "body", however he remains alive and in good health. In case his body at the moment of deformation removes vital parts of the body such as genitals, nose or mouth, the subject will die consecutively.

Miscellaneous notes: All these physical changes that the test subjects may present seem to "change" to the beat of the game's music where this instance is played. Regarding the video game itself, it will present extreme changes. The in-game artwork of the main character "Doe" in the main menu and as well as when answering the quiz has really extreme and disturbing changes to the point of being unrecognizable, the appearance of her seems to change every time a new subject tries the game or every time the page is reloaded, also "Doe" 's body seems to twist and make physical changes to the rhythm of the music. Finally, the questions that are asked in-game are replaced to ones that are completely irrelevant to chemistry and appear to be random. examples of these questions are:

How many cats do you have?

How many teeth does a human being have?

What is the name of the brand of your current TV?

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

Mr. High Quality

[35] Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsRw8...
Title: Final Boss Theme - Corpse Party

Differences from original track: The melody and chords of the track have been changed to those of the song "BIG SHOT" from Deltarune, with what seem to be direct vocal samples from the original "BIG SHOT" playing between the 38 and 51 second marks.

Test results: At first, we thought this instance had no effects on the test subjects. This was disproven as soon as one of the subjects spoke. Their speech was found to have become interlaced with audio samples from various commercials and other pieces of advertising media, with clips from the 2009 "Reese's Puffs Rap" and several McDonald's commercials being identified among the samples.

Miscellaneous notes: N/A

Research done by Dr. SonicFan53

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 0

Mr. High Quality

[33 & 34] Links: https://youtu.be/2cYlXjlhZgo / https://youtu.be/BR7mb9285yc

Title: Play a Mini-Game! - Mario Party / Easton Kingdom - Super Mario Land

Differences from original track: The chords and instrumentals of both instances have been changed and adjusted to the song "Vi sitter i ventrilo och spelar DotA" by Basshunter. Both instances have visuals in which a stripper named "Ricardo Milos" dances behind the logos of the respective games (in both instances the part between the legs is subtly censored).

Test results: Test subjects will experience extreme and immediate sexual arousal upon observing the first frame in which Ricardo appears. Subsequently, test subjects die of heart failure because the test subjects' blood travels too fast to their genitals. This instance affects both sexes, regardless of sexual attraction.

Miscellaneous notes:
Most test subjects tend to say very suggestive phrases before they die, examples would be:
Class D-1: "MY [REDACTED] IS GOING TO EXPLODE."
Class D-2: "I WANT YOU TO [REDACTED] TO DEATH."
Class D-3: "I'M GOING TO [REDACTED] HIS HUGE [REDACTED]."
The phrases vary according to the sexual orientation or sexual fetishes of the subject.

3 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

Mr. High Quality

[32] Link: https://youtu.be/NUWS1W1wUxI
Title: Dr. Wright - SimCity (SNES)

Differences from original track: The melody and chords have been changed and adjusted to the song "Skinner & the Superintendent" From The Simpsons.

Test results: If the location or property on which the test subject affected by this instance is located has a stove with an oven compartment, completely charred food will appear inside the oven smoking from inside of it, tests to ascertain what type of food appears inside the oven have yielded inconclusive results. Further testing with this instance has been denied to avoid incidents.

Miscellaneous notes: N/A

3 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

Mr. High Quality

[31] Link: https://youtu.be/ofbeclE1Q_Q
Title: My Castle Town - Deltarune

Differences from original track: The melody and chords have been changed and adjusted to the songs "Windmill Hut" From The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time and "Underwater Theme" From Super Mario Bros.

Test results: In the instant in which this instance is played the room in which the subject is located will close hermetically, no matter what the walls or accesses to the room are made of, whether doors or windows, these will merge in a way in which their atomic composition will be unified as if it were a single object of the same material, then a small rainstorm will form from the center of the room until it becomes a thunderstorm, breaking all physical and logical rules, at the moment when the "underwater theme" starts, the room will start to flood, filling the room and drowning the test subject.

Miscellaneous notes: It has been proven that the subject will be completely safe if the subject is exposed to the instance outdoors or in a room that lacks a roof, walls, or any accesses whether doors, windows, etc. And all hardware that conforms to the device on which the instance is played will become waterproof at the time the instance is played. Further testing of this instance has been denied to avoid further infrastructure damage to the test sites.

3 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 5