TL;DR: ・You can forget to hit the subscribe button. ・Solitude and silence are my old best friends (or maybe I should call them frenemies).

For anyone who considers subscribing to my channel: Please don't. I feel bad because my channel's dead as you can see. Thank you, though.

For anyone who asks me, “Can we be friends?”: I get this sometimes online. I wish I could be friends with you, but I'm afraid I can't do it for the following two reasons.

1. If you're a minor, I'm too old to be your friend. 

Some teenagers told me they don't mind age gaps, but I do. Well, I hope you'll make a lot of nice friends. Good luck! :-)

2. Even if we're around the same age, I don't have the energy to make new friends.

I like people, but my social battery is low so it runs out easily. It's too draining to communicate regularly. A tiny bit of social interaction is enough for me.