Drewseph, Definitely Human
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Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.
I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, unhinged community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site and human society nowadays.
Do not trust me, for I am not your friend.
Drewseph, Definitely Human
Haters will say I made it when I make it but true fans will say I fell off when I fall off but fairweather fans will say they forgot about me when I get mentioned but non-fans will say they don't know me or care to when I upload a video but your mom will say she remembers me when I show up on her screen but the doctor will say she failed a life-saving operation on someone who looked like me who had gotten into an accident several years prior to when I started (ironically) passionately throwing it back on camera fully clothed for a small but devoted audience of fellow humans like myself.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
Next video's cancelled because it sucks, replacing it with another video coming soon
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
I'm sold, I'm naming my child Asmodeus. Nothing will go wrong from this decision.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
Whenever you feel like you're not properly placed in today's society, just remember that there's people alive today who actually like swing music.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
The channel soundtrack's release is being delayed by a month due to lack of content, I'll repent for this as soon as I get out of bed, maybe an hour or two from now.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
I love 7Up, man.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
If I ever get elected as pwesident, I'm swearing in with my hand over a copy of Oahspe. Watching the Chief Justice hold that outstretched is going to be funny af.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
Mfs will scream at me something like "NO DREWSEPH DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT" in extreme situations but then complain when they stub their toe on some metal object in the dark; like pick a side, man.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
Sometimes it's really as simple as driving 90 in a 45.
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Drewseph, Definitely Human
AAAAAAHH I just had a scary dream that I shaved my beard and looked chopped af
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