Drewseph, Definitely Human
he/it/him/its

Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, frequent community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site nowadays.

Do not trust me, I am not your friend.


Drewseph, Definitely Human

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-maybach music

19 hours ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I forgot what I wrote yesterday, oh well

2 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I don't remember what the next day's post says

4 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

A guy walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "hey... got any lemonade?" The man said "Yes we just sell lemonade and it's cold and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?" The guy said, "Sure." Then he walked away

6 days ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

My 7oh dependency is not your costume.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Pattern-noticers when you give them the shittiest-printed plaid shirt you own and ask them to count the number of identical square pairs

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Daily reminder to assume and expect gangstalking. There's a good chance that soon they'll slip up and you'll notice them.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Cheesy Drewseph open up the door

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

By my logical calculations, kicking this wet floor sign over will invalidate the sign's claim that the floor is wet. If the sign cannot stand on its own merits against an opposing argument (my foot) then surely it's claim is weak and shouldn't be regarded.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

First they came for the communists, and I was like "hey bro kill me next so I don't have to hear the next lines of an overrated poem written by a Nazi"

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 0