Drewseph, Definitely Human
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Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, frequent community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site nowadays.

Do not trust me, I am not your friend.


Drewseph, Definitely Human

Oh how the turns tables tableturn turns table the tables how turns the turn table turns tables how the oh

1 day ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Dude next to me on the plane hadn't said anything at all to me until we lifted off, and about 20 minutes later he just turns his head and says "the fire rises". I turned on my wi-fi and data for this post, please send a fighter jet to shoot us down, wherever this guy is planning on going I want no part of it anymore

3 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

The virgin Crowley reader vs the chad LaVey experiencer

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Real talk,







But nobody's really ready to have that conversation

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Someone's tapping out morse code on the pipes..

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I sold 200 watermelons and got $78.45 for all of them. Using PEMDAS please tell me how bad of a merchant I am, remember to show your work

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-maybach music

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I forgot what I wrote yesterday, oh well

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I don't remember what the next day's post says

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

A guy walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "hey... got any lemonade?" The man said "Yes we just sell lemonade and it's cold and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?" The guy said, "Sure." Then he walked away

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 2