Drewseph, Definitely Human
he/it/him/its

Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, frequent community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site nowadays.

Do not trust me, I am not your friend.


Drewseph, Definitely Human

EV owners are gonna be eating good-- oh wait the food delivery trucks are out of gas. Okay well bicycle owners are gonna be eating good-- oh wait the roads and infrastructure are built mainly for cars and trucks. Okay well people who walk are gonna be eating good-- oh wait it's too far to walk to the grocery store. Okay well grocery store employees are gonna be eating good-- oh wait the food's not been delivered there because no gas. Okay well farmers are gonna be eating good-- oh wait the fertilizer is too expensive let alone the shipments haven't come in yet because war and no gas. Okay well the flies, maggots and rats will be eating good. At least we still have the flies, maggots and rats in well-being, it's gonna be fine guys.

2 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I'm pinching just in front of my eyes rn to make it look like I'm crushing your head BC I don't like you 😡

1 week ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Trying to record a reaction video with a child in the house who screams bloody murder and breaks windows at the very sound of music sucks. it might be months before I'm able to share an opinion with you guys, I'm so sorry.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Elect me to your city council and I promise to divert the city's water supply only to places I deem absolutely necessary.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Drewsephcoin coming soon, I got the idea in mind I just need someone to lease me a datacenter and we're good 🚀🚀🚀

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Sometimes I forget I even have this channel. There's brief moments throughout the day where my mind feels like a blank landscape, and I think "Yo I actually want to make a video out of this idea" and then that's when I realize, I've already started digging that hole, which is the hole that I'm currently in, making videos and trying to forget some things. I forget things maybe more often than I'd like, or at least at a greater rate than I would like. Sometimes I forget I even have this channel. There's brief moments throughout the day where my mind feels like a blank landscape, and I think "Yo I actually want to make a video out of this idea" and then that's when I realize, I've already started digging that hole, which is the hole that I'm currently in, making videos and trying to forget some things. I forget things maybe more often than I'd like, or at least at a greater rate than I would like. Sometimes I forget I even have this channel. There's brief moments throughout the day where my mind feels like a blank landscape, and I think "Yo I actually want to make a video out of this idea" and then that's when I realize, I've already started digging that hole, which is the hole that I'm currently in, making videos and trying to forget some things. I forget things maybe more often than I'd like, or at least at a greater rate than I would like. The only comfort is that at least the things I forget still feel familiar to me when I meet them again.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I'm putting my son up for sale since no adoption home wants him. The least I'll take is 2000 dollars and a pallet of Bounty candy bars. If there's no buyers then I'll put myself up for sale. I'm still working out the price but I think I'm feeling pretty self-confident.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

April Fool's video machine broke

1 month ago | [YT] | 1