Drewseph, Definitely Human

Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, unhinged community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site and human society nowadays.

Do not trust me, for I am not your friend.

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I love 7Up, man.

13 hours ago | [YT] | 2

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

If I ever get elected as pwesident, I'm swearing in with my hand over a copy of Oahspe. Watching the Chief Justice hold that outstretched is going to be funny af.

3 days ago | [YT] | 1

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

Mfs will scream at me something like "NO DREWSEPH DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT" in extreme situations but then complain when they stub their toe on some metal object in the dark; like pick a side, man.

6 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

Sometimes it's really as simple as driving 90 in a 45.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

AAAAAAHH I just had a scary dream that I shaved my beard and looked chopped af

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

Regardless of what someone ELSE in this weird-ass abode might be saying, I had valid dibs on that salsa just like every other time it's been left in the fridge. They should've planned on beating me to it, instead they just get dry tortilla chips now. They deserve it for stealing my last camera anyway.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

Alright, can the meteor come now?

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

Merry Christmas to all ye who breathe, eat, drink and/or sleep

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

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Drewseph, Definitely Human

Real talk I find it disheartening when the fridge smells like pizza but doesn't have any pizza in it. I actually get sad, too.