Drewseph, Definitely Human
he/it/him/its

Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, frequent community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site nowadays.

Do not trust me, I am not your friend.


Drewseph, Definitely Human

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS DRIP, THIS SWAG, THIS STYLE. YOU CAN ONLY WITNESS IT AND BE DRIVEN MAD WITH ENVY.

4 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Hey, experienced moral-haver here. Just to let everyone know, it's not considered a "good thing" that something bad didn't happen, or stopped happening. That's just the cessation of a bad thing and nothing good is gained. Hope this helps!

6 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I hiss at your "natural daylight". Hssssssss

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

People at this laundromat are low-key eugenicsist, man. Like what am I supposed to think when some guy walks up to me and says "hey man I don't think that colors should be mixed in with the whites"? Do you have something to say mr laundromat clerk?? What???

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Imagine how much gunpowder being blown-up midair today could've been used in bombs meant for children :'(

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 3

Drewseph, Definitely Human

You ate calzone, I ate a hot pocket. We're not the same

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Sometimes I'll look at me doing a thing and be like "it's obvious you didn't do that thing", and then I'm like "Nah I did that thing, I'm that guy, I'm him" and then I start doing push-ups

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I should enhance my thumbnails with AI

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I'm swagged out head to neck like you don't even understand rn

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Cave Have Rod is the best band of all time

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 1