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You're here because your inner child is calling you home.
And Perfectia Productions is the GPS to get you there.
"Perfectia" is the name of the liminal space that exists between "here" and "there". A vibration where the weight of the world lightens, and you're free to just be you again. Ridiculous. Free. And absurd for its own sake.
Like we had once upon a time as kids. Before life and back pain and bills and beliefs started erasing this feeling little by little.
This channel exists to bring a slice of that feeling back.
Whether it's a tarot reading featuring cards like "Florida Man", "The Retired Swingers" or "That Bitch at Work", podcasts about acting like a toddler when you're 45 with back pain, Irish drinking songs about mental illness, Christmas albums about the insanity of LinkedIn, or creation myths involving drunk football fans, we have one mission...
To play again.
That's it.
Come hang out with us and play too.
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Nostalgic today for a time when everyone told me to stand six feet away from them at all times and put a mask over my face.
I miss 2005.
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REPORT: Local psychic who predicts non-eventful year banned from Spiritual Podcast circuit
HOBOKEN -
After her guides, archangels and local Bodega owner informed her that humanity should brace for literally nothing all that interesting coming up, local psychic Mia Woosmith, 30, has found herself completely frozen out of the spiritual podcast world.
"Eff her", said Alexi Ferrario, host of the popular 'Next Level Stole' podcast, "How am I gonna scare the piss out of my audience into watching with a thumbnail that says, 'PSYCHIC PREDICTS HUMANITY TOTALLY NOT DOOMED'? You tell me. She's a monster."
Woosmith, when reached for comment, found the situation rather rejecting.
"I asked the guides repeatedly - please give me visions of a nuclear war, a massive flood or at least something crazy like the Mets making the playoffs", said Woosmith, "But no. They refused to reassure me with anything that soothing for my career. There's something coming. Something horribly, unthinkably routine and mundane. All we can do now is pray."
At press time, other psychics who channeled visions of people buying groceries, the power grid not failing and LinkedIn sales pitches continuing to annoy strangers were likewise barred from all public appearances.
#psychic #medium #spirituality
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