Finance Bro

"AI is coming for your job"


Ok bud. I'd like to see AI ask Chat GPT to summarize and reply to emails all day.

6 months ago | [YT] | 1

Finance Bro

Does Offset the Rapper know that Excel named a function after him?


That really is the greatest accomplishment.

6 months ago | [YT] | 1

Finance Bro

Shareholder value should be a constitutional right

6 months ago | [YT] | 0

Finance Bro

Be right back, on my way to go fail another phishing test email

6 months ago | [YT] | 0

Finance Bro

How consultants sleep after telling hospitals not to cure patients so they don't lose a customer

6 months ago | [YT] | 4

Finance Bro

Best answer to "Walk me through a DCF"

Why?!? Do you not know how to make one?!? Aren't you the interviewer?!?

Follow for more interview tips.

6 months ago | [YT] | 0

Finance Bro

Infinite money glitch:

Buy a share of McDonalds ($MCD)

Buy a Big Mac (increases company profit)

Sell the share you just bought at an increased price, because of the increased profit you just brough them.

Repeat.

This is what Investment Banks don't want you to know.

6 months ago | [YT] | 0

Finance Bro

I made a really nice spreadsheet at work.

No one commented on it.

Looking for a new job. Let me know if you're hiring.

6 months ago | [YT] | 1

Finance Bro

Bob the builder but instead of fixing things he builds rental properties 🔥

7 months ago | [YT] | 0

Finance Bro

The term "Maximize Shareholder Value" is flawed.







It implies that there is a maximum amount of shareholder value that can be reached.





But we can always do better.





Instead, we should say "Infinitize Shareholder Value"





Can someone connect me with Jamie Dimon or David Solomon to help make this a thing?

7 months ago | [YT] | 0